Coal Miner Jokes
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Funniest Coal Miner Short Jokes
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- People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
- Do you know how to confuse a coal miner? Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
- What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
- America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
- A coal miner is driving to work one day. He gets pulled over by the police. The officer asks, who's car is this? Where are you going? What do you do for a living?
The man responds "mine" - I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.
- The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience
- TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.
- People shoukd not be shamed for their kinks. I get turned on by someone who smells like musty sweat and coal. But I get called a monster, simply because I am attracted to miners.
- Trump could easily jumpstart the coal industry He should put coal miners to work excavating his Christmas stocking
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Coal Miner One Liners
Which coal miner one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coal miner? I can suggest the ones about gold miner and mining.
- What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner
- I scraped my elbow looking for coal It was a miner injury.
- What do you get if you throw a piano down a coal pit? A flat miner
- A Priest walks into a coal mine after hours. He ask, where are all the miners?
- I used to work at a coal mine But I left because the bars didn't allow miners
- Only Coal Miners Will Get This Black lung disease.
- Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner.
- My Uncle has a coal f**.... Its why he likes to bang miners.
- What do a h**... and a coal miner have in common? They both work the shafts for pay.
Silly & Ridiculous Coal Miner Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
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I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old.
I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.
A group of dwarves get jobs as coal miners
After a week or so, one of the workers really stood out and was getting special treatment from the supervisor, Moe. The other dwarves complained to HR and threatened to go on strike.
The supervisor was called into the office and reprimanded. He explained that he was only trying to keep the hardest worker motivated and asked exactly what he supposed to do, to which the Human Resources manager replied, Treat him like any mini miner, Moe.
A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity.
After all, it was only *miner* injuries.
My cousin thinks it's i**... to have s**... with someone who digs for coal.
She says it's against the law to be with a miner.
I never realised how much my parents hated coal...
...until I told them I was dating a miner. They haven't spoken to me since.
I don't get it, she's perfect. Even a great gardener. But they didn't even care when I said she gave me her peas
Did you hear about the coal digger who was charged as a s**... deviant?
He was found in possession of miner clothing.
A coal miner walks into a bar.
And the bartender says, We don't serve your kind here.
The coal miner snorts, You mean you don't serve 'minors'? Never heard that one before.
No, I mean we don't serve black people. '