Coal Jokes

Funniest Coal Short Jokes

Short coal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coal humour may include short fuel jokes also.

1. People shouldn't be shamed for their kinks. Me, I get really turned on when someone smells like musty sweat and coal. But I always get called a monster when I admit to being attracted to miners.
2. Do you know how to confuse a coal miner? Show him a row of shovels and tell him to take his pick.
3. What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests? A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
4. neil diamond........ Singer Neil Diamond started his career as Neil Coal, he changed his name when the pressure got to him.
5. When I Was A Child Santa Gave Me Coal One Year For Christmas, So I Poisoned His Cookies And Milk Somehow he found out and killed my dad!
6. The coal industry has been under a lot of pressure to change In other news, the diamond industry continues to grow.
7. America's new tax plan raises taxes on coal miners Which is weird. I thought American politicians were rather fond of minors.
8. A coal miner is driving to work one day. He gets pulled over by the police. The officer asks, who's car is this? Where are you going? What do you do for a living?
   The man responds "mine"
9. Did you know that Neil Diamond used to be known as Neil Coal? That was until the pressure got to him.
10. Reddit rules say no jokes involving minors.... That's a shame cos I've got a great one about the coal mine I use to work in.

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Coal One Liners

Which coal one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coal? I can suggest the ones about carbon and coop.

1. If coal is so bad for the environment... why don't we just burn it all?
2. Did you hear the one about the guy who hated coal? Never mined.
3. What do you call an insignificant underage coal digger? A minor minor miner
4. Have you heard the one about the untouched coal pit? Never mined.
5. I scraped my elbow looking for coal It was a miner injury.
6. Why did the Cephalopod get coal for christmas? Because he was on the nautilust.
7. I don't understand why we give bad kids coal. Isn't coal what minors want?
8. What do you get if you throw a piano down a coal pit? A flat miner
9. A walkie talkie invited a lump of coal to dinner and a movie. Radio-carbon dating
10. Warning: Australian joke! What's left after your local Woolworths burned down?
    Coals
11. A Priest walks into a coal mine after hours. He ask, where are all the miners?
12. What chord do you make when you drop a grand piano down a coal shaft? A flat minor.
13. I used to work at a coal mine But I left because the bars didn't allow miners
14. Only Coal Miners Will Get This Black lung disease.
15. Coal Its a burning issue

Coal Miner Jokes

Here is a list of funny coal miner jokes and even better coal miner puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I opened a bar in the coal town of Gillette, WY. Unfortunately, I was shut down for serving miners.
• The news report was that an elevator for the coal shaft broke down, trapping 27 workers But it was just a miner inconvenience
• TIL why coal production has drastically slowed down within the past 10 years It is believed the labor involved in this risky job was causing miner pain.
• People shoukd not be shamed for their kinks. I get turned on by someone who smells like musty sweat and coal. But I get called a monster, simply because I am attracted to miners.
• Trump could easily jumpstart the coal industry He should put coal miners to work excavating his Christmas stocking
• Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie? He was a miner.
• You wanna complain about workers rights? How about we talk about coal miners then, those guys get shafted every day.
• What would a coal miner say if they really liked a sandwich? I'm really digging this sandwich.
• I used to work at Human Relations in the coal industry, but I got tired of all the miner details.
• I wrote a song about a coal digger having s**... with a 15 year old. I call it 'A Miner in a Minor' in A minor.

Coal Mining Jokes

Here is a list of funny coal mining jokes and even better coal mining puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Christmas in the USSR is as such: good children get coal, bad children mine coal for next year
• Sorry about the temperature down the mine today It's coal man
• Why did the sloths vote to keep the coal mines open? Because when it comes to energy they're conservative.
• So I wrote a Musical It was about a tragic coal mining operation ,unfortunately, the cave collapsed and the workers inside were killed.
  
  I decided to write it in A flat minor.
• I think someone is stealing coal from my coal mine ​​One day he'd sure be caught black handed
• What's the difference between the President and a canary in a coal mine? The President can still tweet.
• Why did the coal mine foreman fire the hippy who showed up for work wearing this outasight tie die shirt? Outasight, out of mine.
• I find my girlfriend really hard work sometimes Road building, coal mining...
• I'm writing a poem about coal mining. I have always wanted to do something with deeper meaning.
• A gigantic gas e**... in a coal mine in the next town killed thirty workers and hospitalised two hundred. But I refused to give to the support charity. After all, it was only *miner* injuries.

Christmas Coal Jokes

Here is a list of funny christmas coal jokes and even better christmas coal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• This Christmas... Naughty children will be given £1 coins instead of an expensive lump of coal.
• Did you hear about the Power Plant that was bad for the environment all year? He got coal for Christmas.
• What did the bad rapper get for Christmas? J Coal
• Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas? They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
• I think that homeless children should get coal for Christmas... We need to keep them warm enough to shovel our driveways!
• It turns out North Korea has been naughty on purpose. They're hoping Santa will bring them all lumps of coal for Christmas.
• What does Trump want for Christmas? beautiful clean coal from Santa Mueller Clause.
  I hope this hasn't been said before.
• All I wanted for Christmas was a president who doesn't deny climate change. I suppose since I haven't been good this year I'll be getting coal instead.
• What did Stephen Hawking get in his stocking for Christmas? Black Coal
• What did the snowman say when he got coal for Christmas? "I can see!"

Burning Coal Jokes

Here is a list of funny burning coal jokes and even better burning coal puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I'd call my grandparents Fossils, but they don't burn as well as coal.
• How do you best serve burned food? Coal'd.

Quirky and Hilarious Coal Jokes to Let the Chuckles Begin.

What funny jokes about coal you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean chalk jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coal pranks.