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Coagulate Jokes

5 coagulate jokes and hilarious coagulate puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coagulate that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Coagulate Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good coagulate joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

A photographer was killed on the job.

His photography subjects tried to warn him but apparently a giant wheel of coagulated milk crushed him.

Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"
The other says "Coagulations!"

Wife told me she has an excellent platelet count

'coagulations'

What did the doctor say to the patient after administering coagulant?

The clot thickens.

Vampire mother says to her son:

Eat your soup, before it coagulates!!

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