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Canada was almost named "Cnd"...
But when the guy who decided it should be named "Cnd" publicly declared how to spell it, he said:
"C, eh?" "N, eh?" "D, eh?"
Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd?
But when they pronounced it, the word came out "C-eh" "N-eh" "D-eh"
WAy back in the day Canada was originally called CND
So America calls CND and asks them to spell it so they know what to write on their maps. The guy from CND replies, "C eh, N eh, D eh."
Did you know Canada was originally going to be called "CND"?
When they were asked to spell it, they spelled it: C-eh. N-eh. D-eh.
An Irish man and his Canadian friend walk into a bar
The two get quite drunk. The Canadian friend says "hey, in English (Canadian) Canada is called CND, but while repeating the name to an englishman, we spell it out saying -CND, C, eh, N, eh, D, eh". The irish man laughs, so the Friend continues," what is your country's name in its native language." The name is Éire." " Éire, eh," but the friend doesn't catch his mistake. A car explodes outside. The man says to the friend," Tiocfaidh ár lá, comrade!" before leaving while putting on a Balaclava. The friend never sees him again.
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