The Best 8 Cmon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cmon jokes. There are some cmon omg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cmon aight puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cmon Jokes and Puns

People keep thinking jesus will come back...

Cmon guys, he was tied to a cross, not a boomerang

An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy nudes.

I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said dammit Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.

How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?

None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.

A group of people of all genders walk into a bar...

The first orders a beer... The second orders half a beer... The third orders one quarter of a beer... The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...

The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."

What did the puppy say to the skeleton

Cmon, throw a dog a bone


What's the difference between a lover, a hooker, and a wife after twenty years of marriage?

Your lover says "Oooh, more, deeper, longer!"
Your hooker says "Cmon, cmon, let's get this over with!"
Your wife says "Beige! Beige! I'm going to paint the ceiling beige."

What did Kraid say to Ridley when he was revealed playable in Smash.

Cmon, Ridley, that's Norfair

What does Ernie say when his roommate doesn't want to go cheese tasting?

"Cmon Bert"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cmon yall jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cmon geeze piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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