Cmon Jokes
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People keep thinking jesus will come back...
Cmon guys, he was tied to a cross, not a boomerang
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An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy n**....
I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said d**... Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
Cmon.. Just the tip??
What did the puppy say to the skeleton
Cmon, throw a dog a bone
What did Kraid say to Ridley when he was revealed playable in Smash.
Cmon, Ridley, that's Norfair
What does Ernie say when his roommate doesn't want to go cheese tasting?
"Cmon Bert"
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I'm a great insult comic. Want a q**...?
Cmon you won't feel a zing!
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