Cmon Jokes
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People keep thinking jesus will come back...
Cmon guys, he was tied to a cross, not a boomerang
An e-girl hit my dms and asked if I wanted to buy n**....
I said nah I'm broke I don't have any money. She said cmon they're really cheap. And I said no Im still broke and she said pleeeeeeeaaaase it's only 3.50 and then I realized that this e-girl was about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the protozoic era. I said d**... Loch Ness monster I ain't giving you no tree fiddy.
How many Hillary supporters does it take to change a light bulb?
None. cmon , they'd much rather be kept in the dark.
What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
Cmon.. Just the tip??
A group of people of all genders walk into a bar...
The first orders a beer... The second orders half a beer... The third orders one quarter of a beer... The fourth orders one eighth of a beer...
The bartender pours two beers for the entire group, and replies "cmon guys, know your limits."
What did the puppy say to the skeleton
Cmon, throw a dog a bone
What's the difference between a lover, a h**..., and a wife after twenty years of marriage?
Your lover says "Oooh, more, deeper, longer!"
Your h**... says "Cmon, cmon, let's get this over with!"
Your wife says "Beige! Beige! I'm going to paint the ceiling beige."
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