The Best 6 Clyde Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clyde jokes. There are some clyde gomer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clyde cooter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clyde Jokes and Puns

Why does the river Clyde run through Glasgow?

If it walked, it would get stabbed

This is one of my dad's favorite jokes

There are three elephants in a bathtub.

Clyde says to Claude "Pass the soap."

Claude says "No soap radio."









\*I'm curious if anyone knows the joke

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.

Tell me your local jokes!

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

50 years ago, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway starred in "Bonnie and Clyde"

Tonight they got together to attempt one last heist


Clyde was about to be born in a stable

A guy walked in, banged his head and yelled Jesus Christ! ,

The other man then responded that's better than Clyde, let me write that down .

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clyde clem jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clyde bonnie piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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