Following is our collection of jed puns and gomer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clyde jokes for adults, dirty sewage jokes and clean cooter dad gags for kids.
If it walked, it would get stabbed
There are three elephants in a bathtub.
Clyde says to Claude "Pass the soap."
Claude says "No soap radio."
\*I'm curious if anyone knows the joke
Because he was a little horse.
Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
Tonight they got together to attempt one last heist
A guy walked in, banged his head and yelled Jesus Christ! ,
The other man then responded that's better than Clyde, let me write that down .
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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.