Clyde Jokes

Following is our collection of jed puns and gomer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clyde jokes for adults, dirty sewage jokes and clean cooter dad gags for kids.

The Best Clyde Puns

Why does the river Clyde run through Glasgow?

If it walked, it would get stabbed

This is one of my dad's favorite jokes

There are three elephants in a bathtub.

Clyde says to Claude "Pass the soap."

Claude says "No soap radio."

\*I'm curious if anyone knows the joke

Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?

Because he was a little horse.

Tell me your local jokes!

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

50 years ago, Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway starred in "Bonnie and Clyde"

Tonight they got together to attempt one last heist

Clyde was about to be born in a stable

A guy walked in, banged his head and yelled Jesus Christ! ,

The other man then responded that's better than Clyde, let me write that down .

There is an abundance of clem jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and clyde puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any bonnie witze you can hear about clyde.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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