Clyde Jokes
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A man compalins to his wife about not having anyone to play golf with. His wife said "Well what about your friend Clyde?" The men replied "Would you want to play with someone who cheats on his score and moves the ball when you aren't looking?" "No, I guess not" replied his wife. The man said....
"Neither would Clyde"
Why does the river Clyde run through Glasgow?
If it walked, it would get stabbed
This is one of my dad's favorite jokes
There are three elephants in a bathtub.
Clyde says to Claude "Pass the soap."
Claude says "No soap radio."
\*I'm curious if anyone knows the joke
Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water?
Because he was a little horse.
Tell me your local jokes!
Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?
Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!
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