The Best 5 Cluster Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cluster jokes. There are some cluster swarm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cluster distribution puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cluster Jokes and Puns

A man went to a tattooist and requested a tally mark on his back

Every couple of weeks, the same customer came in, always requesting the same tattoo: an additional tally mark on an ever-growing cluster of tally marks. One day, the tattooist decides to ask: "What are you counting?"

The man says: "The number of tattoos i've gotten"

A fathom is a unit of measure equal to 6 feet

Therefore, a cluster of rally attendees not practicing social distancing could be deemed "unfathomable"

A town has recently been overrun by a horde of chickens

Officials have been calling it a complete cluster cluck

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cluster destruction jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cluster venus piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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