The Best 4 Clunk Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clunk jokes. There are some clunk thud jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clunk acts puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clunk Jokes and Puns

An old lady gets into a taxi

An old lady gets into a taxi (they're usually mostly Mercs here in Germany) and asks, what that star is for. The taxi driver jokingly replies

"That's a crosshair. I need it to aim for pedestrians."

A few minutes into the drive, a pedestrian ran onto the street and the taxi driver barely managed to evade him when he suddenly hears a clunk from the back. When he turns his head he sees the old lady grinning

"If I hadn't opened my door, we wouldn't have got him!"

I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands...

Clunk. These are heavy.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

This is a joke translated from japaneese ...

Two men walk into a pub.
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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clunk roar jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clunk accent piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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