Clunk Jokes
4 clunk jokes and hilarious clunk puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clunk that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comedy Clunk Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
What is a good clunk joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
What goes 99 clunk, 99 clunk?
A centipede with a peg leg
An old lady gets into a taxi
An old lady gets into a taxi (they're usually mostly Mercs here in Germany) and asks, what that star is for. The taxi driver jokingly replies
"That's a crosshair. I need it to aim for pedestrians."
A few minutes into the drive, a pedestrian ran onto the street and the taxi driver barely managed to evade him when he suddenly hears a clunk from the back. When he turns his head he sees the old lady grinning
"If I hadn't opened my door, we wouldn't have got him!"
I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands...
Clunk. These are heavy.
What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?
A man laughing his head off.
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