Clunk Jokes

Following is our collection of clop puns and thud one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clunk jokes for adults, dirty danks jokes and clean acts dad gags for kids.

The Best Clunk Puns

An old lady gets into a taxi

An old lady gets into a taxi (they're usually mostly Mercs here in Germany) and asks, what that star is for. The taxi driver jokingly replies

"That's a crosshair. I need it to aim for pedestrians."

A few minutes into the drive, a pedestrian ran onto the street and the taxi driver barely managed to evade him when he suddenly hears a clunk from the back. When he turns his head he sees the old lady grinning

"If I hadn't opened my door, we wouldn't have got him!"

I asked a genie for the ability to shoot microwaves from my hands...

Clunk. These are heavy.

What goes ha, ha, ha, clunk?

A man laughing his head off.

This is a joke translated from japaneese ...

Two men walk into a pub.
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There is an abundance of roar jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and clunk puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any accent witze you can hear about clunk.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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