The Best 32 Clumsy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clumsy jokes. There are some clumsy hamburglar jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clumsy greedo puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clumsy Jokes and Puns

What does a clumsy pirate drive?

A blunder bus!

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....

The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak.
When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, "well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "no, that's just a bit of ice cream."

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

Clumsy joke, Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?


One day Boromir was at a cafe meeting up with his old friend Sandra when he noticed a bruise on her face.

"Oh my God Sandra," he says. "How did you get *another* bruise on your face?"

Sandra looked scared. "I...I ran into a door."

"A door, Sandra?"

"I...I'm clumsy."

"Jesus Christ, Sandra." Says boromir, angry. "One does not simply walk into more doors.'

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers?

Oopsie daisies.

Did you hear about the show with Clumsy Racist people

Its called the Klu Klutz Klan

Clumsy joke, Did you hear about the show with Clumsy Racist people

Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads?

He eventually got busted.

There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy...

I always seem to fall into the ladder

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening?

he dropped the beet

You can explore clumsy mineshaft reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean clumsy shu dad jokes. There are also clumsy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.

Police ask me "How did your wife died?"

I replied "She fell on knife"
Police asked "34 times?"
Yes, she is soo clumsy

Did you hear about the clumsy circumscizor?

He got the sack.

Why did clumsy journalist get fired?

He kept breaking the news.

What do you call a clumsy bird?

An owwwwwww-l

Clumsy joke, What do you call a clumsy bird?

Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave...

Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.

I found a website for clumsy people.

I stumbled across it.

I'm not clumsy

It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.

What did the clumsy dentist name his new office ?


What is a clumsy persons favorite breakfast?


A clumsy limbo dancer walked into a bar

What do you call a clumsy chocolate bar?

Careless Wispa

My wife said I am very clumsy and can't do basic housework properly, but some time after she accidentally burned her finger with the clothes iron.

Oh, the irony.

I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman

I synced them up to when they drop the bass.

Did you hear about the clumsy carpenter who went back in time?

He accidentally made a pair a docks

What do you call someone who falls down half of all the stairs, gets back up and falls down the rest of them?

A clumsy piddlywack!

Why didn't the clumsy stand-up comic make it as a mailman?

His delivery was all wrong and he kept falling flat.

So a clumsy comedian walks into a music shop.

ba dum tss

My friend has a job where he keeps seeing flying saucers

He's a very clumsy waiter

What's another name for an eye dropper ?

Clumsy ophthalmologist

What do you call a clumsy drug dealer?

Falter White

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clumsy sloppy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clumsy dubstep piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes