Clumsy Jokes
42 clumsy jokes and hilarious clumsy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clumsy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Clumsy Short Jokes
Short clumsy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clumsy humour may include short sluggish jokes also.
- Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave... Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.
- There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder
- I'm not clumsy It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.
- Why didn't the clumsy stand-up comic make it as a mailman? His delivery was all wrong and he kept falling flat.
- Did you hear about the clumsy carpenter who went back in time? He accidentally made a pair a docks
- I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman I synced them up to when they drop the bass.
- My wife said I am very clumsy and can't do basic housework properly, but some time after she accidentally burned her finger with the clothes iron. Oh, the irony.
- Police ask me "How did your wife died?" I replied "She fell on knife"
Police asked "34 times?"
Yes, she is soo clumsy - Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads? He eventually got busted.
- Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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Clumsy One Liners
Which clumsy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clumsy? I can suggest the ones about foolish and careless.
- I found a website for clumsy people. I stumbled across it.
- Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love.
- My friend has a job where he keeps seeing flying saucers He's a very clumsy waiter
- Just thought of this one.... What land vehicle do clumsy pirates ride on? A Blunder-Bus
- What do you call a clumsy drug dealer? Falter White
- What's another name for an eye dropper ? Clumsy ophthalmologist
- So a clumsy comedian walks into a music shop. ba dum tss
- did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet
- What do you call a clumsy chocolate bar? Careless Wispa
- What is a clumsy persons favorite breakfast? Ope-meal
- What did the clumsy dentist name his new office ? Acci-dental
- What do you call a clumsy bird? An owwwwwww-l
- Why did clumsy journalist get fired? He kept breaking the news.
- What do skrilkex and a clumsy fisherman have in common? They both drop the bass!
- Where do clumsy people keep their money? in their fallet
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What funny jokes about clumsy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crumby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clumsy pranks.
A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....
The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak.
When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, "well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "no, that's just a bit of ice cream."
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Did you hear about the show with Clumsy Racist people
Its called the Klu Klutz k**...
Boromir
One day Boromir was at a cafe meeting up with his old friend Sandra when he noticed a bruise on her face.
"Oh my God Sandra," he says. "How did you get *another* bruise on your face?"
Sandra looked scared. "I...I ran into a door."
"A door, Sandra?"
"I...I'm clumsy."
"Jesus Christ, Sandra." Says boromir, angry. "One does not simply walk into more doors.'
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What do you call someone who falls down half of all the stairs, gets back up and falls down the rest of them?
A clumsy piddlywack!
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Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?
Because she's always spilling the beans!
