Clumsy Jokes

Following is our collection of mineshaft puns and hamburglar one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clumsy jokes for adults, dirty shu jokes and clean greedo dad gags for kids.

The Best Clumsy Puns

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....

The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak.
When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, "well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "no, that's just a bit of ice cream."

I found a website for clumsy people.

I stumbled across it.

Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave...

Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.

Why do clumsy people get married?

They fall in love.

Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj?

Because he dropped the beet.


There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy...

I always seem to fall into the ladder

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

cause they're always dropping beets

So a clumsy comedian walks into a music shop.

ba dum tss

I'm not clumsy

It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.

did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening?

he dropped the beet

Did you hear about the clumsy circumscizor?

He got the sack.


Did you hear about the show with Clumsy Racist people

Its called the Klu Klutz Klan

What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers?

Oopsie daisies.

Boromir

One day Boromir was at a cafe meeting up with his old friend Sandra when he noticed a bruise on her face.


"Oh my God Sandra," he says. "How did you get *another* bruise on your face?"


Sandra looked scared. "I...I ran into a door."

"A door, Sandra?"

"I...I'm clumsy."

"Jesus Christ, Sandra." Says boromir, angry. "One does not simply walk into more doors.'

Why didn't the clumsy stand-up comic make it as a mailman?

His delivery was all wrong and he kept falling flat.

What do you call someone who falls down half of all the stairs, gets back up and falls down the rest of them?

A clumsy piddlywack!

Did you hear about the clumsy carpenter who went back in time?

He accidentally made a pair a docks

I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman

I synced them up to when they drop the bass.

My wife said I am very clumsy and can't do basic housework properly, but some time after she accidentally burned her finger with the clothes iron.

Oh, the irony.


What do you call a clumsy chocolate bar?

Careless Wispa

A clumsy limbo dancer walked into a bar

What is a clumsy persons favorite breakfast?

Ope-meal

What did the clumsy dentist name his new office ?

Acci-dental

What do you call a clumsy bird?

An owwwwwww-l

Why did clumsy journalist get fired?

He kept breaking the news.

Police ask me "How did your wife died?"

I replied "She fell on knife"
Police asked "34 times?"
Yes, she is soo clumsy

Did you hear about the clumsy thief who stole sculptures of famous people's heads?

He eventually got busted.

Why can you never trust a clumsy barista?

Because she's always spilling the beans!

What does a clumsy pirate drive?

A blunder bus!

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