Clumsy Jokes

42 clumsy jokes and hilarious clumsy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clumsy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Clumsy Short Jokes

Short clumsy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clumsy humour may include short sluggish jokes also.

  1. Being a clumsy chemist is like going to the rave... Sometimes you drop the base and trip on acid.
  2. There are two categories of people in this world, graceful and clumsy... I always seem to fall into the ladder
  3. I'm not clumsy It's just that the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies and the wall gets in the way.
  4. Why didn't the clumsy stand-up comic make it as a mailman? His delivery was all wrong and he kept falling flat.
  5. What do you call someone who falls down half of all the stairs, gets back up and falls down the rest of them? A clumsy piddlywack!
  6. Did you hear about the clumsy carpenter who went back in time? He accidentally made a pair a docks
  7. I overlayed some dubstep to my favorite video of a clumsy fisherman I synced them up to when they drop the bass.
  8. My wife said I am very clumsy and can't do basic housework properly, but some time after she accidentally burned her finger with the clothes iron. Oh, the irony.
  9. What did the clumsy dentist name his new office ? Acci-dental
  10. What do you call a clumsy bird? An owwwwwww-l

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Clumsy One Liners

Which clumsy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clumsy? I can suggest the ones about foolish and careless.

  1. I found a website for clumsy people. I stumbled across it.
  2. Why do clumsy people get married? They fall in love.
  3. My friend has a job where he keeps seeing flying saucers He's a very clumsy waiter
  4. Why was the clumsy vegetable farmer a good dj? Because he dropped the beet.
  5. Just thought of this one.... What land vehicle do clumsy pirates ride on? A Blunder-Bus
  6. What do you call a clumsy drug dealer? Falter White
  7. What's another name for an eye dropper ? Clumsy ophthalmologist
  8. Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's? cause they're always dropping beets
  9. So a clumsy comedian walks into a music shop. ba dum tss
  10. did you hear about the clumsy musician who tried gardening? he dropped the beet
  11. Did you hear about the clumsy circumscizor? He got the sack.
  12. What are a clumsy person's favorite flowers? Oopsie daisies.
  13. What do you call a clumsy chocolate bar? Careless Wispa
  14. A clumsy limbo dancer walked into a bar
  15. What is a clumsy persons favorite breakfast? Ope-meal

Clumsy joke, What is a clumsy persons favorite breakfast?

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What funny jokes about clumsy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean crumby jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clumsy pranks.

A penguin takes his car to the mechanic....

The mechanic tells him it'll take about an hour to fix. The penguin heads over to the 7-11 across the street to kill some time and have an ice cream. But because he has clumsy little flippers he gets the ice cream all over his beak.
When he goes back to the mechanic, the mechanic tells him, "well, it looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin says, "no, that's just a bit of ice cream."

Did you hear about the show with Clumsy Racist people

Its called the Klu Klutz k**...


One day Boromir was at a cafe meeting up with his old friend Sandra when he noticed a bruise on her face.
"Oh my God Sandra," he says. "How did you get *another* bruise on your face?"
Sandra looked scared. "I...I ran into a door."
"A door, Sandra?"
"I...I'm clumsy."
"Jesus Christ, Sandra." Says boromir, angry. "One does not simply walk into more doors.'

Clumsy joke, What did the clumsy dentist name his new office ?