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35 clues jokes and hilarious clues puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clues that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Clues Short Jokes

Short clues jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clues humour may include short clueless jokes also.

  1. I asked my wife, I'm stuck on this crossword clue Overworked postman — can you help? She said, Sure. How many letters?
    Me: I'm guessing—- Too many.
  2. Why is there no black character in the game "Clue"? Because then it would be called "Solved."
  3. What's the difference between an ISIS outpost and an Afghanistan elementary school? I have no clue, I just fly the drone.
  4. My girlfriend is like an advanced calculus class. I don't have a clue what's going on but seems like those others guys are getting it.
  5. How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but I have no clue how they got in there.
  6. I asked my wife, I'm stuck on a Crossword clue—-'Overworked Postman'. Can you help? She said, Sure. How many letters?
    I said, Too many.
  7. How many cannibals does it take to screw in one light bulb? I have no clue but you really shouldn't be in the dark with cannibals.
  8. Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan
  9. Why do snowmen love reading mystery novels? They're always on the hunt for the chilling clues!
  10. I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken.

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Clues One Liners

Which clues one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clues? I can suggest the ones about hint and crossword clue.

  1. What do you call symptoms of depression? "Blues Clues"
  2. Lucy, In the Sky, With Diamonds John Lennon, proving he was a terrible Clue player
  3. Why are there no black people in clue? Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.
  4. Women are like magnets... I have no clue how they work.
  5. Let's play Clue: Royal Edition I'm guessing Charles, with a pillow, in the bedroom.
  6. Life is a lot like a helicopter. I have no clue how to operate it.
  7. (From my son) What comes after Blue's Clues? Blue's Poos!
  8. What's the funniest type of bribery? No clue. But I'll give you $20 if you laugh.
  9. We surprised my brother with a board game for his birthday And he didn't have a clue!
  10. What do you call a Children's show with some Alcohol added in? Booze Clues.
  11. Why is a red herring called a red herring? Not a clue.
  12. What did little Johnny say when he was asked who Camila Cabello was? "I havanna clue"
  13. What does the detective get on adding up the clues one by one? The way to make odds even.
  14. How did Steve get the clues? Blew the dog
  15. What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective? Santa Clues.
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Blues Clues Jokes

Here is a list of funny blues clues jokes and even better blues clues puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • On Blue's Clues, Steve didn't leave to go to college - he was sent to prison. He realized far too late that he shouldn't have brought Slippery Soap with him.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue. When it comes to flower colours, the person who made this has no clue.
  • What does Jay Z follow when playing hide n seek with his daughter? Blue's clues
  • What's the R-18 version of Blues Clues? 50 Shades of Blue
  • Why did the detective have to bring a dog to help investigate a mans s**...? So it could find the blues clues.
Clues joke, Why did the detective have to bring a dog to help investigate a mans s**...?

Comical Clues Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about clues you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean evidence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clues pranks.

Two chemists walk into a bar.

The first chemist, who had a major disagreement with the second and knows the second chemist only drink water, says to the bartender, "I'll take some H2O."
The second chemist automatically responds, "I'll take some H2O too."
The bartender shrugs then turns around and promptly gives the first chemist his glass of water, and the second chemist a glass of water too... because the bartender is an adult and can infer meaning from contextual clues.

An origami artist wanted for m**..., has been sending tantalizing clues to police.

The investigation is unfolding.

Last week, a burglary was reported at the fairgrounds

The burglars appear to have taken the bumper cars, the Tilt-a-Whirl, the spinning teacups, the Whirligig swing, the carousel and the Ferris wheel. Detectives have been searching the fairgrounds for clues, but report they still haven't found anything to go on.

Did you hear about the persistent and h**... detective out looking for clues?

He was searching long and hard

An elementary school teacher was handing out samples of deer jerky to anyone who wanted to try it.

It was part of the lesson about pioneer days and she hadn't yet told them what kind of meat it was.
She was giving clues to help the students. "I'm sure all of you have seen one as there are a lot of them around here". No response.
"The males often clash to prove who is toughest". Still no response.
Finally she says "You have probably heard your mother call your father this."
Suddenly one of the students hacks and then yells "Spit it out! Spit it out! It's an a**...!"

I'm applying for a job writing clues for Wordle.

They are asking for five letters of reference.

Harry's local manufacturing business was broken into last night and a large quantity of wigs was stolen.

Police are currently combing the area for clues.

$50k in hair extentions was stolen from a downtown hair salon,

Police are still combing the area for clues.

Somebody broke into the police station and stole all the toilets, but no clues were left.

The cops have nothing to go on.

Did you here about the IKEA corporation getting away with having that guy killed?

None of the detectives could seem to piece the clues together.

She was upset when the Sunday puzzle's clues were wrong

She called the newspaper's editor, and had cross words with him

Clues joke, She was upset when the Sunday puzzle's clues were wrong