Cluck Jokes

30 cluck jokes and hilarious cluck puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cluck that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Cluck Short Jokes

Short cluck jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cluck humour may include short chick jokes also.

  1. A man walks into an airport and says "cluck cluck bacawk" ...and the woman says "no sir, this is the *check*-in desk"
  2. Did you hear about the family of racist chicken detectives? They're called the Clue Clucks Clan
  3. I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken.
  4. What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rooster? The rooster clucks defiance. ^Let ^it ^sink ^in.
  5. A chicken walks into a bar and clucks at the bartender. The bartender says, "No fowl language allowed"
  6. Did you hear about the hate-group whose members are mainly doves and chickens? It's called the Coo Clucks Clan.
  7. What do you call a group of racist chickens playing mystery board games? A Clue Clucks Clan
  8. A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow. However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.
  9. A town has recently been overrun by a horde of chickens Officials have been calling it a complete cluster cluck
  10. The mute chicken Why did the mute chicken leave his cheating girlfriend at the side of the road.
    He couldn't give a cluck

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Cluck One Liners

Which cluck one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cluck? I can suggest the ones about fowl and chicken sound.

  1. A dyslexic cat broke into a hen house It was an absolute fluster cluck
  2. What would you call a clan for chickens? Coo Clucks Clan
  3. There's a name for a group of racist birds It's called the Coo Clucks Clan
  4. What do you call a group of racist white chickens COO CLUCKS CLAN
  5. What do you get if a clock and a chicken cross paths? A cluck
  6. I never use fowl language I just don't give a cluck
  7. What do you call a group of racists birds? The Coo Clucks Clan
  8. How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb? A cluck ton!
  9. Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan
  10. My chickens were clucking at me Little did I know, they were using fowl language.
  11. What cult is run by birds? The Coo Clucks Clan
  12. What time are chickens most afraid of 8 a'cluck
  13. How long do chickens work? Around the cluck.
  14. What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom? A chicken stepping on a landmine.
  15. What do you call too many chickens on a farm? A cluster cluck.

Cluck joke, What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

Gather Around for Fun Cluck Jokes and Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about cluck you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rooster jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cluck pranks.


Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."

I was awoken last night by a strange, "cluck cluck cluck" sound and feathers falling on my face...

Must have been a poultry-geist...

What is Superchicken's secret identity?

Cluck Kent
^(My eight year old told me he made that up.)

What do you call a room full of chickens?

A fuster cluck.

Cluck joke, What do you call a room full of chickens?