Cluck Jokes

Following is our collection of henhouse puns and chicken one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cluck jokes for adults, dirty yolks jokes and clean coop dad gags for kids.

The Best Cluck Puns

A man walks into an airport and says "cluck cluck bacawk"

...and the woman says "no sir, this is the *check*-in desk"

A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.

However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.

A town has recently been overrun by a horde of chickens

Officials have been calling it a complete cluster cluck

The mute chicken

Why did the mute chicken leave his cheating girlfriend at the side of the road.

He couldn't give a cluck

I never use fowl language

I just don't give a cluck


Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."

I was awoken last night by a strange, "cluck cluck cluck" sound and feathers falling on my face...

Must have been a poultry-geist...

What is Superchicken's secret identity?

Cluck Kent

^(My eight year old told me he made that up.)

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What do you call a room full of chickens?

A fuster cluck.

What do you call a rooster who's wife sleeps around?

A cluck.

I once had a chicken with no voice but he didn't care at all...

Not a single cluck was given.

I can't help but feel that instead of DHL, KFC should have used....

....Cluck and Collect

What do you call a chicken on St. Patrick's Day?

Cluck o' the Irish!

There is an abundance of pullet jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 16 funniest jokes and cluck puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any fowl witze you can hear about cluck.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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