The Best 17 Cluck Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cluck jokes. There are some cluck chicken jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cluck coop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cluck Jokes and Puns

A man walks into an airport and says "cluck cluck bacawk"

...and the woman says "no sir, this is the *check*-in desk"

A woman bought a rooster, wanting to hear it crow.

However, it turns out the rooster was mute, so she was out of cluck.

A town has recently been overrun by a horde of chickens

Officials have been calling it a complete cluster cluck

Cluck joke, A town has recently been overrun by a horde of chickens

The mute chicken

Why did the mute chicken leave his cheating girlfriend at the side of the road.

He couldn't give a cluck

I never use fowl language

I just don't give a cluck


How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A cluck ton!

BIRDMAN

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."

Cluck joke, BIRDMAN

I was awoken last night by a strange, "cluck cluck cluck" sound and feathers falling on my face...

Must have been a poultry-geist...

What is Superchicken's secret identity?

Cluck Kent

^(My eight year old told me he made that up.)

How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

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What do you call too many chickens on a farm?

A cluster cluck.

What do you call a room full of chickens?

A fuster cluck.

What do you call a rooster who's wife sleeps around?

A cluck.

I once had a chicken with no voice but he didn't care at all...

Not a single cluck was given.

I can't help but feel that instead of DHL, KFC should have used....

....Cluck and Collect

Cluck joke, I can't help but feel that instead of DHL, KFC should have used....

What do you call a chicken on St. Patrick's Day?

Cluck o' the Irish!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cluck pullet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cluck fowl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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