The Best 7 Clubbin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clubbin jokes. There are some clubbin friends jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clubbin leave puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clubbin Jokes and Puns

I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial?

I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?

So I went clubbing last night...

Those seals didn't stand a chance.

I went clubbing once

Those baby seals never had a chance.

Is clubbing a sport?

Depends how hard you're hitting them

I went clubbing last night

I saw girls twerking in a bun dance.

I went out clubbing in the village last night.

People looked concerned when i came back covered in blood.
I was more concerned about my club.


I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can't seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clubbin rave jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clubbin hit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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