Clubbed Seal Jokes
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Funniest Clubbed Seal Short Jokes
Short clubbed seal jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clubbed seal humour may include short baby seal jokes also.
- A seal walks into a bar... The bartender asks, What would you like?
"Anything but a Canadian Club on the rocks." - I tried telling a seal clubbing joke to someone from Iqaluit... but they were having Nunivut.
- I don't get why Clubbing Seals is so controversial? I mean, I'm kinda curious what sort of music they listen to?
- A Baby Seal Walks Into a Bar, Goes up to the bar and the barkeep asks, 'What would you like?'
Baby Seal says, 'Anything but a Canadian Club on the Rocks.' - I had this really great seal clubbing joke I was telling my friend from Iqaluit last week... but they were having Nunavut.
- I have seen this one on here before but nobody ever gets it right... A baby seal walks into a club
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What a tragedy.... - I got a job tending to baby seals once. I got fired the first day for using a baseball bat. I guess they had a strict club only policy!
- PETA sponsored a new hot spot to get money from partying rich and famous animal lovers. It closed after one week. Apparently "Club Baby Seals" wasn't a good name for it.
- Two baby seals are walking down the street. One looks at the other and says, "God, I'm so sick of the club scene."
- What pastime are seals dying to participate in? Clubbing
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Clubbed Seal One Liners
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- What's a baby seals' least favourite drink? Canadian Club on the Rocks
- A baby seal walks into a bar... ... and says,"I'll have anything but a Canadian Club."
- Why can't seals be famous DJs? Because they're scared of club hits
- Why did a seal go to the bar? .... Because he didn't want to go clubbing.
- What's a seal's favorite social activity? Clubbing...
I'm so sorry - A baby seal walked into a club.
- Why don't seals dance? Because they don't like clubbing!
- What is a seal's favorite drink? Club soda
- So I went clubbing last night... Those seals didn't stand a chance.
- Where do baby seals go for date night? To the club
- The singer Seal walks into a club. Good thing he wasn't a baby.
- Did you guys hear about the new sister game to club penguin? Club baby seals
- What do Canadians listen to when they go clubbing? Seal
- Club Sandwiches... ...Not Seals
- What drink do they serve at the Newfoundland seal hunt? Canadian Club
Clubbed Seal Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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As a Canadian I like to go clubbing;
but if theres no seals around...
What do Tiger Woods and baby seals have in common?
They both get clubbed by Norwegians...
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Girl you got the brains of a seal.
Wanna get smashed at the club?
What do you call a group that beats seals?
Club
I wanted to open a place where people could drink and go dancing. A portion of all proceeds would be donated to a nature reserve where threatened species could breed and raise their offspring in peace. But I had to close it down.
I really thought Club Baby Seals was going to be a bigger hit.
Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently
The baby seals put up less of a fight though...
Where will you never find a seal for a good night out?
Hittin' the club.
I quite enjoy going seal clubbing
But I can't say I'm a a fan of the fish flavoured drinks
Time to go clubbing
Now just got to find some baby seals
What are our night clubs of today missing?
Baby seals
What is a seals favorite tool to use?
A club as it seals the deal.
An Inuit man walks into a pet store...
An Inuit man walks into a pet store holding a dead, bloodied seal, he screams at the owner "SOMEONE HAS CLUBBED MY SEAL, I DEMAND A REFUND!" The owner looks at him and says, "Sorry, warranty void if seal is broken."
As a Canadian, I love to go clubbing
...as long as there are enough seals.
Why was the introverted seal relieved that his plans got cancelled?
No clubbing for him.
Do you know why they named it Club Penguin?
Because naming it Club Seal would've been a bit on the nose.