Clown Jokes
134 clown jokes and hilarious clown puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clown that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Laugh out loud with these hilarious clown jokes for Halloween! From the bozo to the mime, these jokes will surely entertain everyone! Don't forget to check out these fun clown puns that will make all the kids smile!
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- Short Clown Jokes
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- Circus Clown Jokes
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- Pennywise The Clown Jokes
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Funniest Clown Short Jokes
Short clown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clown humour may include short circus jokes also.
- Saw "IT" last night Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated
- Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second "I think we're doing this joke wrong".
- What's the difference between Ukraine and Russia? ukraine's president is a comedian.
Russia's president is a clown. - Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach I mean, it's just one boat they said. How bad can it be? .
- So these three clowns were eating a cannibal. One of them said "I think we started this joke wrong."
- I, for one, support these crazy killers dressing up like clowns. It was a lot harder to see them coming when they were dressing like cops.
- With all this media coverage about the clowns... I'll be so glad when the election is over.
- McDonald's will give you a free combo meal... McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.
With a gun. - The best insult ever is, "who is this clown?", because... #1- You are calling them a clown
#2- You are saying they are not even a well known clown - It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad. You would have such big shoes to fill
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Clown One Liners
Which clown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clown? I can suggest the ones about fooling and fools.
- Screw that clown from IT. Always joking around when he should be fixing my computer.
- The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
- What clown has killed more children than "It"? Ronald McDonald.
- If you ever get in a knife fight with a group of clowns Go for the juggler
- Where does a Viking clown go when they die? To ValHaHa.
- A clown held the door open for me yesterday I thought it was a nice jester.
- Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald
- What do you call a Jewish clown? Pennywise
- What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
- Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots.
- The other day a clown held a door open for me. I consider it a nice jester.
- A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester.
- When I was a kid I used to blow bubbles. I miss that clown.
- Clowns Divorce Joke What's the roughest part of clown divorce?
The custardy battle. - Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive. Must be inflation.
Circus Clown Jokes
Here is a list of funny circus clown jokes and even better circus clown puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- It's not true that air travel has become a circus. Circuses may feature the same level of animal cruelty, sadness and clowns as air travel, but circuses actually start on time.
- A circus clown was having sex with his wife The judge agreed to a divorce
- Why didn't the clown get the job at the circus? He just wasn't It.
- My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise. His career is in the gutter.
- You will never see a black clown at the circus... Because they are busy picking cotton candy.
- What's one unique thing about Trump's appearance in NYC this week? It's the only circus where an elephant is also the clown.
- "Look Dad! The clowns are leaving the circus to go get food!" "Son how many times do I have to tell you? Those are called *Senators* leaving the *Capitol*"
- My dad, grandad, great grandad and great great grandad were all circus clowns. Not something I ever wanted to do. Their shoes were just too big to fill.
- What's the difference between a circus and a brothel? Nothing, if you pay the clowns enough.
- Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!
Pennywise Clown Jokes
Here is a list of funny pennywise clown jokes and even better pennywise clown puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a clown that is good with money? Pennywise.
- What's the difference between a homeless clown and a scary clown? One is penniless and the other is Pennywise.
- How do clowns measure their money? Pennywise.
- Pennywise the clown to Ronald "you disgust me Ronald, you're not even scary."
Ronald McDonald: "I've killed more people than you." - The clown from the new IT movie isn't very dollar smart But I hear he's pennywise.
- What do you call an economical clown? Pennywise.
- Why was the clown so good at managing his money? He was Pennywise.
- Pennywise the clown talked to me about the idea of multiplying a prism's length width and height. It spoke volumes to me.
- What do Pennywise the Clown's farts smell like? Derry air.
- What do you Call a Clown that's Good at Business? Pennywise
Pennywise The Clown Jokes
Here is a list of funny pennywise the clown jokes and even better pennywise the clown puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I freaked out when I saw the clown from IT at my local thrift shop But then I remembered he was Pennywise
- What is the most important class in clown school? Economics. Being Pennywise
- If Pennywise the Clown worked in an office, what position would he hold? He'd be the IT guy.
- The clown from IT was fiscally savvy He was Pennywise
- Why was the clown broke? He was Pennywise and pound foolish.
- Why are clowns good with money? Because they're pennywise
Don't be harsh I just came up with that - What do you call a clown that makes good financial decisions? Pennywise.
- I heard Pennywise the clown has a brother... Pound Foolish.
- What is the name of the Jewish clown who feeds on the fears of children? Pennywise
Clown Day Jokes
Here is a list of funny clown day jokes and even better clown day puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- The other day I was attacked by a gang of clowns So I went straight for the juggler.
- A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, that's a nice jester .
- One day in 1960's China... Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"
- Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" The other one replies "Yeah, it kinda does." Two days later they both died of food poisoning.
- Clowns are such incredible people It seems like almost every day another one is canonized.
Laughable Clown Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles
What funny jokes about clown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean coward jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clown pranks.
THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!
A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".
A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown...
... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh.
The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was "funny and spontaneous"
I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming...
Rorschach's Joke
I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci."
A little boy and a clown are walking into the woods together holding hands
It's night time and everything is very dark.
The little boy turns to the clown and says "I'm scared"
To which the clown turns to him and replies "You're scared! I'm the one that's gotta walk out of here alone"
The boy and the clown
A clown and an 8 year-old boy are walking through a cemetery late at night when the boy becomes frightened and starts crying.
"I don't understand what you're scared and crying about" says the clown. "I'm the one who has to walk back alone..."
The life of a clown
A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: "20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."
A 90 year old woman is getting married for the fourth time.
A news crew is there to document the story. The reporter asks the woman about her odd marital past. "Let me get this right," he says. "Your first husband was a banker. Your second husband was a clown. Your third husband was a doctor, and you're about to marry a mortician. Why the menagerie of different men?" She smirked and said "It was one for the money, two for the show, three to get ready and four to go."
A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest.
The girl says, "I'm scared!"
The clown replies, "you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
A little girl and a clown are walking through the woods...
The little girl says, "Clown, I'm scared." The clown looks down to the girl and says, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone."
What do you call a female clown?
April Fools
Would you say that the idea of a nun having s**... with a clown...
is v**... on the ridiculous?
A little boy and a clown go walking into the woods.
As they get deeper and deeper into the woods, the little boy starts looking around, apprehensive.
"Boy, it sure is getting scary in here." the little boy says.
"YOU'RE scared?" the clown replies, "I still have to walk back out of here by myself!"
A man walks into a bar
A man walks into a bar and sees h**.... He asks if he can sit with him and ask him some questions, h**... obliges. After a while the man works up the courage to ask more serious questions.
"How many people did you kill?" asks the man.
"Six million jews and one birthday clown" h**... answers.
The man's eyes widen.
"Why the clown?" the man asked, after a long period of silence.
h**... laughs. "I was only joking. See, nobody cares about the Jews!"
What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?
A Romantic Jester!
If a clown farts...
... does it smell funny?
It's hard following a clown act
My girlfriend dated a clown before we started going together.
I've got some pretty big shoes to fill.
Clowns divorce.
Custardy battle.
A clown is walking through the woods with a kid
The kid looks up at the clown, "It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."
Clown says, "YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."
Fun fact, clown fish are edible.
But be forewarned, they taste funny.
Two clowns are running for public office...
It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.
I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break.
My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video
So they've finally got h**... in court..
And the Judge says to him, "Adolf, if you were given a chance to change anything about what you've done, what would you do?"
h**... replies, "Well first I'd kill a few million more Jews, and then I'd kill a clown."
With a contorted face the Judge asks, "Why would you kill a clown?"
h**... says, "See--nobody cares about the Jews."
This clown fad is getting out of hand....
They are even running for president of the United States.
When someone botched a joke.
Teacher: "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One clown says to the other 'does this taste funny?' "
Class: "umm"
Me to friend: "that was like a dead baby..."
Friend: "what?"
Me: "poor delivery"
This is probably the first joke I actually came up with myself. It felt good.
Two friends are having a conversation about World War 2
The holocaust wasn't that bad.
Of course it was!
I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown.
Why the clown?
See, no one cares about the Jews.
Two clowns are eating a cannibal...
One turns to the other and says "Bob, I think we are telling this joke wrong..."
Why don't clowns invest their money in the market?
They'd be the laughing stock.
Rorschach humor
Heard joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.
A clown with a briefcase walks into a bar
The barman calls security and says "sorry, no funny business"
Clown
A clown opened a door for me... and I thought to myself... "what a nice jester"
How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
There are clowns and the light is out.
Do you really think anyone is going to stick around to find out?
A kid and a clown are walking through the woods.
The kid looks around and says, "man these woods sure are scary"
The clown replies, "you're telling me I have to walk out of here alone."
"The other day I came across an old worn out Bible, printed by Guten-something"
"Not Gutenberg?!"
"Yeah, that was it"
"You idiot, one of those sold at auction recently for over a Million dollars!!"
"Oh, I don't think it would be worth anything that much. Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribbled all over it"
At my therapy session today, I suddenly remembered that as a child I was molested by a clown.
I never knew I had IT in me.
A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at night...
"Golly!" the boy says, "It sure is scary out here!"
"You think you're scared!" the clown replies. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone."
Two clowns are eating a cannibal.
One looks at the other and says, I think we are doing this wrong.
Why was the kleptomaniac clown visiting the liquor store?
He was lifting their spirits
Two cannibals had captured and killed a clown.
They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.
A clown, a politian and a s**... offender walks into a bar.
He orders a drink.
A guy applies for a job with the Chicago Police Department
He has an impressive resume, gives the best answers to the interview questions, and is very enthusiastic about the job.
"Your qualifications are impressive" says the police chief. "Here's the final test. Take this gun, go out, and shoot ten black guys and a clown?"
The man asks, "why the clown?"
The police chief replies, "Fantastic attitude, you're hired!"
What does a cannibal call a clown?
A Happy Meal
My girlfriend used to date a professional clown before she met me.
I have some big shoes to fill.
My 4yo's first real joke: Why did the clown go to the doctor?
Because he was feeling funny!
#prouddadmoment
Last night my wife asked me if I wanted to dress up as a clown, hide in the drains and scare her
but I didn't really feel like It.
Two Clowns Are Eating A Cannibal
one turns to the other and says "I think we're doing this joke wrong"
Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other:
"I think we messed this joke up."
I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the President of the United States a clown.
As a clown, I'm extremely offended
What's the worst part about playing tag with a clown?
When the clown is it.
What do clowns fill their cars with?
Laughing gas!
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This has probably been made before, but I just thought of it after my mom, while doing her crossword puzzle, said aloud "fuel for a funny car" and I suggested laughing gas. It wasn't the right answer, unfortunately.
A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at 3 am...
The little boy says, "Golly! It sure is dark and scary out here!"
"You think you're scared," says the clown. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone..."
Yesterday as I walked into a store, a clown held the door open for me...
I thought it was a nice jester.
My wife dated a clown before she started going out with me.
I had some pretty big shoes to fill.
What do you call a clown after you've boiled it for 10 hours?
A laughing stock!
What's the difference between a clown and an athletic rabbit?
One is a little bit funny and the other is a little fit bunny
What's the difference between a comedian and a clown?
One leads Ukraine, the other leads Russia.
What's the best part about clown college spring break?
Everybody can go to Daytona Beach in one car
I hit a clown car once. I faced 10 counts of manslaughter.
d**... autocorrect. I meant man's laughter. Everyone was fine.
What's the difference between the Capitol building and a clown car?
A clown car is smaller and has wheels.
What happens when a clown retires?
I don't know, but it's safe to say whoever's gonna replace him has big shoes to fill.
