Clown Jokes

Following is our collection of entertainer puns and pennywise one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clown jokes for adults, dirty ringmaster jokes and clean spectators dad gags for kids.

The Best Clown Puns

Screw that clown from IT.

Always joking around when he should be fixing my computer.

The other day I held the door for a clown.

I thought it was a nice jester.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

The first clown says to the second "I think we're doing this joke wrong".

What clown has killed more children than "It"?

Ronald McDonald.

A clown held the door open for me yesterday

I thought it was a nice jester.


McDonald's will give you a free combo meal...

McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and Β£127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.

With a gun.

The best insult ever is, "who is this clown?", because...

#1- You are calling them a clown
#2- You are saying they are not even a well known clown

A guy applies for a job with the Chicago Police Department

He has an impressive resume, gives the best answers to the interview questions, and is very enthusiastic about the job.

"Your qualifications are impressive" says the police chief. "Here's the final test. Take this gun, go out, and shoot ten black guys and a clown?"

The man asks, "why the clown?"

The police chief replies, "Fantastic attitude, you're hired!"

It must be tough having the world's best clown as your dad.

You would have such big shoes to fill

Which clown has killed the most people?

Ronald McDonald

Two clowns are running for public office...

It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.


What do you call a Jewish clown?

Pennywise

My 4yo's first real joke: Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling funny!

#prouddadmoment

A kid and a clown are walking through the woods.

The kid looks around and says, "man these woods sure are scary"

The clown replies, "you're telling me I have to walk out of here alone."

A clown is walking through the woods with a kid

The kid looks up at the clown, "It's getting late, and I'm getting scared."

Clown says, "YOU'RE scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

Two clowns are eating a cannibal...

One turns to the other and says "Bob, I think we are telling this joke wrong..."

THAT'S NOT FUNNY, THAT'S SICK!

A clown and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy says "it sure is dark and scary here". The clown says "how do you think I feel? I'm coming back alone".

Last night my wife asked me if I wanted to dress up as a clown, hide in the drains and scare her

but I didn't really feel like It.

A little boy and a clown are walking through the woods at night...

"Golly!" the boy says, "It sure is scary out here!"

"You think you're scared!" the clown replies. "I'm the one who has to walk home all alone."


A clown, a politian and a sex offender walks into a bar.

He orders a drink.

A little boy and a clown are walking into the woods together holding hands

It's night time and everything is very dark.

The little boy turns to the clown and says "I'm scared"

To which the clown turns to him and replies "You're scared! I'm the one that's gotta walk out of here alone"

A little boy and a clown go walking into the woods.

As they get deeper and deeper into the woods, the little boy starts looking around, apprehensive.

"Boy, it sure is getting scary in here." the little boy says.

"YOU'RE scared?" the clown replies, "I still have to walk back out of here by myself!"

A clown and a little girl walk through a dark forest.

The girl says, "I'm scared!"

The clown replies, "you think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"

Hitler says...

"I order the execution of 6 million Jews and 1 clown!"

His officer responds with

"Why the clown?"

To which Hitler replies with

"See! No one cares about the Jews!"

A clown held the door open for me the other day.

I thought that was a kind jester.

The girl I met last week said she wanted a guy who was "funny and spontaneous"

I showed up at her kitchen window late at night wearing a clown suit and suddenly it's all panic and screaming...

When I was a kid I used to blow bubbles.

I miss that clown.

When someone botched a joke.

Teacher: "Two cannibals are eating a clown. One clown says to the other 'does this taste funny?' "

Class: "umm"

Me to friend: "that was like a dead baby..."

Friend: "what?"

Me: "poor delivery"



This is probably the first joke I actually came up with myself. It felt good.

The life of a clown

A clown goes to his boss to ask for a raise, the boss replies: "20 years working for me and you finally make me laugh."

Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive.

Must be inflation.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal.

One looks at the other and says, I think we are doing this wrong.

"The other day I came across an old worn out Bible, printed by Guten-something"

"Not Gutenberg?!"

"Yeah, that was it"

"You idiot, one of those sold at auction recently for over a Million dollars!!"

"Oh, I don't think it would be worth anything that much. Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribbled all over it"

The boy and the clown

A clown and an 8 year-old boy are walking through a cemetery late at night when the boy becomes frightened and starts crying.
"I don't understand what you're scared and crying about" says the clown. "I'm the one who has to walk back alone..."

A clown with a briefcase walks into a bar

The barman calls security and says "sorry, no funny business"

Would you say that the idea of a nun having sex with a clown...

is virgin on the ridiculous?

Two Clowns Are Eating A Cannibal

one turns to the other and says "I think we're doing this joke wrong"

Why was the kleptomaniac clown visiting the liquor store?

He was lifting their spirits

This clown fad is getting out of hand....

They are even running for president of the United States.

It's hard following a clown act

My girlfriend dated a clown before we started going together.

I've got some pretty big shoes to fill.

So they've finally got Hitler in court..

And the Judge says to him, "Adolf, if you were given a chance to change anything about what you've done, what would you do?"

Hitler replies, "Well first I'd kill a few million more Jews, and then I'd kill a clown."

With a contorted face the Judge asks, "Why would you kill a clown?"

Hitler says, "See--nobody cares about the Jews."

A little girl and a clown are walking through the woods...

The little girl says, "Clown, I'm scared." The clown looks down to the girl and says, "You're scared? I'm the one who has to walk back alone."

Two cannibals had captured and killed a clown.

They decided to make a laughing stock out of him.

What do you call a clown that gives you flowers?

A Romantic Jester!

Two friends are having a conversation about World War 2

The holocaust wasn't that bad.

Of course it was!

I'm going to go out and kill a million Jews and one clown.

Why the clown?

See, no one cares about the Jews.

My girlfriend used to date a professional clown before she met me.

I have some big shoes to fill.

I just got fired for looking up clown videos on my lunch break.

My boss didn't buy that "Lisa Ann gets creampied" is a clown video

A man walks into a bar

A man walks into a bar and sees Hitler. He asks if he can sit with him and ask him some questions, Hitler obliges. After a while the man works up the courage to ask more serious questions.

"How many people did you kill?" asks the man.
"Six million jews and one birthday clown" Hitler answers.

The man's eyes widen.

"Why the clown?" the man asked, after a long period of silence.

Hitler laughs. "I was only joking. See, nobody cares about the Jews!"

A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown...

... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh.

Why don't clowns invest their money in the market?

They'd be the laughing stock.

I think it was totally disrespectful for Joe Biden to call the President of the United States a clown.

As a clown, I'm extremely offended

Two clowns are eating a cannibal. One says to the other:

"I think we messed this joke up."

How many clowns does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

There are clowns and the light is out.

Do you really think anyone is going to stick around to find out?

Clown

A clown opened a door for me... and I thought to myself... "what a nice jester"

Fun fact, clown fish are edible.

But be forewarned, they taste funny.

What do you call a clown that is good with money?

Pennywise.

Rorschach's Joke

**Rorschach's Journal August 24, 2012**

I heard a joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke.

**Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.**

What does a cannibal call a clown?

A Happy Meal

At my therapy session today, I suddenly remembered that as a child I was molested by a clown.

I never knew I had IT in me.

If a clown farts...

... does it smell funny?

Rorschach humor

Heard joke once: Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.

Why didn't the clown get the job at the circus?

He just wasn't It.

What do you get when you boil a clown?

Laughing stock

A clown and a five year old boy are walking into the woods

As they get deeper into the forest the little boy says, Wow it's scary in here!
The clown replies, What are you scared of, I gotta walk out of here alone!

What's the difference between a clown and a colombian?

Ones a smug juggler the other is a drug smuggler.

What do you call a female clown?

April Fools

Have you seen the clown that hides from ugly people?

I thought not...

Why do clowns make bad entrepreneurs?

Because they're into some funny business

A clown and a little kid were walking hand in hand down a dark deserted forest path and the little kid says "Gosh, it's spooky in here!"

And the clown says "What are you scared about? I gotta walk back all alone!"

What do you get when a clown dies in a desert?

Dry Humour.

Clowns terrorizing the streets. A real life billionaire villain running for president.

We need Batman now more than ever

Did you hear about the clown who refined iron?

He smelt funny

I don't know which is scarier....

A clown who rummages through the garbage cans at 3am or my neighbor who watches me doing it.

Two clowns were eating a cannibal.

The first clown says, "I don't think we have this joke completely sorted out."

A billionaire, a clown, and a presidential candidate walk into a bar...

And the bartender says, "How's it going, Donald?"

I'm learning how to make clown shoes...

It's no small feat.

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