Clown Jokes

Funniest Clown Short Jokes

Short clown jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clown humour may include short circus jokes also.

1. Saw "IT" last night Far less "computer networking" and so much more "murderous clowning" than anticipated
2. Two clowns are eating a cannibal. The first clown says to the second "I think we're doing this joke wrong".
3. Nobody was scared when the clown invasion started at the beach I mean, it's just one boat they said. How bad can it be? .
4. So these three clowns were eating a cannibal. One of them said "I think we started this joke wrong."
5. McDonald's will give you a free combo meal... McDonald's will give you a free combo meal and £127.38 if you go to the Drive Thru dressed as a clown.
   With a gun.
6. The best insult ever is, "who is this clown?", because... #1- You are calling them a clown
   #2- You are saying they are not even a well known clown
7. Two clowns are running for public office... It's funny for me though because I live in Canada.
8. I had heard the rumors of clowns being spotted all over the country... But I honestly didn't believe it until I saw them debate each other on TV.
9. If shoe size really is directly related to the size of a man's package... Then clowns are way scarier than we all thought.
10. My 4yo's first real joke: Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he was feeling funny!
    #prouddadmoment

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Clown One Liners

Which clown one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clown? I can suggest the ones about fools and circus performer.

1. The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
2. Where does a Viking clown go when they die? To ValHaHa.
3. Which clown has killed the most people? Ronald McDonald
4. What do you do if you're attacked by a gang of clowns? Go for the juggler.
5. Fifty clowns got fired from the circus. Luckily, it freed up three parking spots.
6. When I was a kid I used to blow bubbles. I miss that clown.
7. Paying a clown to blow up balloons at a party is pretty expensive. Must be inflation.
8. Why was the kleptomaniac clown visiting the liquor store? He was lifting their spirits
9. What's the worst part about playing tag with a clown? When the clown is it.
10. What do you call a clown that gives you flowers? A Romantic Jester!
11. Clowns divorce. Custardy battle.
12. What do you call a clown after you've boiled it for 10 hours? A laughing stock!
13. What do you call a clown that is good with money? Pennywise.
14. Fun fact, clown fish are edible. But be forewarned, they taste funny.
15. What's another name for an irrational fear of clowns? Common sense.

Circus Clown Jokes

Here is a list of funny circus clown jokes and even better circus clown puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• It's not true that air travel has become a circus. Circuses may feature the same level of animal cruelty, sadness and clowns as air travel, but circuses actually start on time.
• Why didn't the clown get the job at the circus? He just wasn't It.
• My friend is an unemployed circus clown. We nicknamed him Pennywise. His career is in the gutter.
• What's one unique thing about Trump's appearance in NYC this week? It's the only circus where an elephant is also the clown.
• "Look Dad! The clowns are leaving the circus to go get food!" "Son how many times do I have to tell you? Those are called *Senators* leaving the *Capitol*"
• My dad, grandad, great grandad and great great grandad were all circus clowns. Not something I ever wanted to do. Their shoes were just too big to fill.
• Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? They taste funny!
• A clown at the circus gave me some free popcorn. That was a very kind jester.
• Circus stocks are up Because the clowns sure are making a killing.
• A clown was killed today after his baggy suit caught on the wheels of a passing truck; Newspapers report he was simply a victim of circus pants.

Pennywise The Clown Jokes

Here is a list of funny pennywise the clown jokes and even better pennywise the clown puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The clown from the new IT movie isn't very dollar smart But I hear he's pennywise.
• What do you call an economical clown? Pennywise.
• Pennywise the clown talked to me about the idea of multiplying a prism's length width and height. It spoke volumes to me.
• What do Pennywise the Clown's farts smell like? Derry air.
• I freaked out when I saw the clown from IT at my local thrift shop But then I remembered he was Pennywise
• What is the most important class in clown school? Economics. Being Pennywise
• Why are clowns good with money? Because they're pennywise
  Don't be harsh I just came up with that
• What do you call a clown that makes good financial decisions? Pennywise.
• I heard Pennywise the clown has a brother... Pound Foolish.
• What is the name of the Jewish clown who feeds on the fears of children? Pennywise

Clown Day Jokes

Here is a list of funny clown day jokes and even better clown day puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• One day in 1960's China... Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"
• Clowns are such incredible people It seems like almost every day another one is canonized.

Laughable Clown Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about clown you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean impersonator jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clown pranks.