Clown Day Jokes
26 clown day jokes and hilarious clown day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about clown day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Clown Day Short Jokes
Short clown day jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clown day humour may include short fools day jokes also.
- One day in 1960's China... Mao told his chief of police to send 10,000 intellectuals and a clown to rural exile. The police chief asked "Why the clown?" Mao laughed and said "That's the spirit!"
- Two cannibals are eating a clown One turns to the other and says, "Does this taste funny to you?" The other one replies "Yeah, it kinda does." Two days later they both died of food poisoning.
- Clowns are such incredible people It seems like almost every day another one is canonized.
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Clown Day One Liners
Which clown day one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clown day? I can suggest the ones about clown and circus clown.
- The other day I held the door for a clown. I thought it was a nice jester.
- The other day a clown held a door open for me. I consider it a nice jester.
- A clown held the door open for me the other day. I thought that was a kind jester.
- The other day I was attacked by a gang of clowns So I went straight for the juggler.
- A clown held a door open for me the other day. I thought, that's a nice jester .
Clown Day Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about clown day you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean laughter day jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clown day pranks.
A man took his 6-year-old daughter to his office on 'Take your kid to work day'
As they walked around the office, the girl turned visibly upset and soon started crying. Her father asked her what was wrong
As everyone gathered around, she sobbed "Daddy, I'm getting bored walking around the office. Please show me those clowns you said you work with"
An 8 year old girl went to work with her father on 'Take your kid to work day'
As they where walking around the office the young girl started to cry. Her father asked what was wrong. As a crowd gathered around her she sobbed ''Daddy where are all the clowns you said you worked with?"
I took my daughter to my office for, "Bring your kid to work day". BIG MISTAKE!
After meeting everyone she started getting cranky and began to cry. As everyone gathered around to try to console her, she looked at me and in a loud voice complained, "Where are all the clowns you tell me & mommy you work with everyday?"
A guy took his small daughter with him to work one day...
After he introduced all the other employees to her she began to cry. He asked her what the matter was and she said, "You told Mom that you work with a bunch of clowns. Where are they?"
An 8 years old went to the office with her dad
An 8 years old went to the office with her dad for "take your child to work" day.
As they were walking around the office, the young girl starts sobbing and crying.
All staff gather around to cheer her and her father asked "love, what's wrong?"
The girl turns to her father sobbing more and says"daddy where are all the clowns you said you were working with?"
Caution before taking kids to work.
An 8-year old girl went to the office with her father on 'Take Your Kid to Work Day'. As they were walking around the office, the young girl starting crying and getting very cranky, her father asked what was wrong with her.
As the staff gathered round she sobbed loudly, Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?
"The other day I came across an old worn out Bible, printed by Guten-something"
"Not Gutenberg?!"
"Yeah, that was it"
"You idiot, one of those sold at auction recently for over a Million dollars!!"
"Oh, I don't think it would be worth anything that much. Some clown by the name of Martin Luther scribbled all over it"
A six year old boy goes to work with his father on a bring your kid to work day.
After about 30 minutes of arriving the kid starts crying loudly, the whole office gathers around.
The father asks his kid what's the matter son?
The kid replies where are all the clowns that you say you work with?
I took my 8-year old girl to the office with me on, "Take Your Kid to Work Day." As we were walking around the office, she starting crying and getting very cranky, so I asked what was wrong with her…
As my coworkers gathered round, she sobbed loudly, "Daddy, where are all the clowns that you said that you worked with?!"
I took my 8-year-old to the office on Take Your Child to Work day.
As we were walking around, she started crying and getting quite cranky, so i asked her what was wrong. As my coworkers gathered round she sobbed:
"Daddy where are all the clowns that you said you worked with?"
I took my 8 year old daughter to the office on Take Your Kid To Work Day.
When we walked in the office she
started to cry.
As concerned staff gathered round I
asked her what was wrong and she
said, "Daddy where are all the clowns
you said you worked with?"
Funny joke I found online a little while ago lol.
A man brings his kid with him to his office for take your kid to work day
The kid is intrigued, looking around at all the cubicles, seemingly looking for something
sfter about thirty minutes the kid begins breaking down and crying and running around, looking all over, the man comes over to comfort his kid, and asks him what's wrong
daddy, where are all the clowns you said you worked with?!?
This is for Robin Williams
A man goes to see a doctor. Doctor asks what seems to be the trouble. The man says, "Doc, I'm depressed. Simply, I can't sleep sometimes, I can't eat, I feel down and irritable most days. I just can't feel 'happy.'"
The Doctor says, "I've got the perfect fix for you. In town tonight is the great clown Pagliacci. He's hysterically funny and will make you laugh til you cry. You will experience a joy unprecedented."
The man bursts into tears. The doctor, confused asks why. "Doc, I *am* Pagliacci."
Robin Williams was legendary. He was also human. He had his demons and battled them all his life. I don't like that he's gone, but I understand what he's dealt with. RIP.