Clover Leaf Jokes
10 clover leaf jokes and hilarious clover leaf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clover leaf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Clover Leaf Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good clover leaf joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring
The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it every day.
I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.
It was a sham rock.
I heard the Toronto Maple Leafs now have the milk board as their sponsor.
Now they only have to put in 2% of the effort.
There was an Irish botanist that was trying to cross a four leaf clover with poison ivy...
He was hoping for a rash of good luck.
While I was walking down the street I saw someone pushing a shopping trolley
The shopping trolley was fully of horseshoes, four leaf clovers and rabbits feet. I asked them what they were doing. They told me they were pushing their luck.
What do Dwayne Johnson impersonators and three-leaf clovers have in common?
They're both shamrocks.
I used to own a wheelbarrow full of four-leaf clovers...
...but then I realized I really shouldn't push my luck.
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?
A rash of good luck
I laminated a 4 leaf clover I found and put it in my wallet...
I then lost my wallet.
I accidently mixed some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover and ever since I've had a rash of good luck...
I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover and ever since I've had a rash of good luck...
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A man tripped and fell onto his p**... of four-leaf clovers.
He was down on his luck.
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