Clover Jokes

Following is our collection of leaf puns and eucalyptus one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clover jokes for adults, dirty dandelion jokes and clean drafty dad gags for kids.

The Best Clover Puns

My boyfriend bought me a diamond ring

The stone was cut in the shape of a four leaf clover. I wore it every day.

I got curious and had it valued at a jeweller's. Unfortunately my boyfriend had been swindled, as the diamond was actually a cubic zirconia.

It was a sham rock.

Never iron a four leaf clover...

You don't want to press your luck.

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four leaf clover?

A rash of good luck

A limerick about my life right now

I might soon be resting in clover,

At the end of my days as a rover.

But I'm still not appeased

Whether I've got disease,

Or just that I'm really hungover.

Why should you never Iron a 4-Leaf Clover?

Cuz you might press your luck

I laminated a 4 leaf clover I found and put it in my wallet...

I then lost my wallet.

I accidently mixed some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover and ever since I've had a rash of good luck...

I accidently mixed up some poison ivy with a 4 leafed clover and ever since I've had a rash of good luck...

What is a scumbag chef's favourite cooking herb?

His baesil. But when he's drunk he uses c-lover, because he doesn't know any better.

There is an abundance of meadow jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and clover puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any rash witze you can hear about clover.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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