The Best 25 Cloudy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cloudy jokes. There are some cloudy meteorologist jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cloudy forecaster puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cloudy Jokes and Puns

Flying Blind

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.

The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."

The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"

The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"

Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."

A man and his wife are arguing, the man says it's going to rain, the woman says it isn't.

"Let's ask Rudolph, the communist police officer"says the man

"It might, the sky is pretty cloudy" says the policeman

The man turns to his wife and says:
"See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no map, no cell phone and no GPS. No sign of a city in any direction. How do you get back to civilization?

You tell an old joke out loud, wait a couple of minutes and follow any of the angry redditors shouting "repost!" back to civilization.

Cloudy joke, You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no m

What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"?

It's Raining Cats and Dogs

What does an Asian man say on a cloudy day?

Sun, I am disappoint.


4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Sunny gets gold.

Cloudy gets silver.

Snowy gets bronze.

And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

My mind is a little cloudy...

...time for some cirrus thought.

Cloudy joke, My mind is a little cloudy...

I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining

It's really irrigating.

Seeing the eclipse was great...

but I wanted to see Uranus. Unfortunately it was too cloudy.

It just occurred to me Trump's inauguration was cloudy.

I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show.

Saw a guy wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day

Wasn't that bright

You can explore cloudy breezy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cloudy foggy dad jokes. There are also cloudy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Is your name Cloudy ?

Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Why does tap water look cloudy sometimes?

It's not clear.

What's the weather on Jupiter?

Cloudy.

I was thinking, when does the weather change from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

When I step outside

Cloudy joke, I was thinking, when does the weather change from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

Talk about a meatier shower!

Google Weather reported today is a cloudy day. But it is a clear sunny day.

Something must have happened to Google clouds.

A shady man is near me sometimes. I named him Jeremy.

When it gets cloudy, Jeremy goes away.


A wise chinese man once said to me:

"A day without sunshine is just a cloudy day."

Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization

It's going to be cloudy with a chance of Doritos.

I always knew I would never be a successful chemist.

Electrons were always a little cloudy to me.

I was concerned about Valentine's Day...Forecast to be cloudy on VD...

But thankfully, my VD cleared up.

The weather in Chicago tonight

Dark and cloudy, with a chance of drive-by

Tonight's weather forecast will be...

...cloudy with a chance of killer clowns.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cloudy hazy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cloudy orion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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