Cloudy Jokes

Following is our collection of breezy puns and meteorologist one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cloudy jokes for adults, dirty foggy jokes and clean forecaster dad gags for kids.

The Best Cloudy Puns

Flying Blind

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.

The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."

The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"

The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"

Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."

A man and his wife are arguing, the man says it's going to rain, the woman says it isn't.

"Let's ask Rudolph, the communist police officer"says the man

"It might, the sky is pretty cloudy" says the policeman

The man turns to his wife and says:
"See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs"?

It's Raining Cats and Dogs

What does an Asian man say on a cloudy day?

Sun, I am disappoint.

4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race

Sunny gets gold.

Cloudy gets silver.

Snowy gets bronze.

And Rainy gets a precipitation award.

My mind is a little cloudy...

...time for some cirrus thought.

I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining

It's really irrigating.

Saw a guy wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day

Wasn't that bright

It just occurred to me Trump's inauguration was cloudy.

I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show.

Seeing the eclipse was great...

but I wanted to see Uranus. Unfortunately it was too cloudy.

What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?

More than likely you won't see any stars.

Is your name Cloudy ?

Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs

Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?

Talk about a meatier shower!

I was thinking, when does the weather change from partly cloudy to partly sunny?

When I step outside

Why does tap water look cloudy sometimes?

It's not clear.

I was concerned about Valentine's Day...Forecast to be cloudy on VD...

But thankfully, my VD cleared up.

Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization

It's going to be cloudy with a chance of Doritos.

A wise chinese man once said to me:

"A day without sunshine is just a cloudy day."

A shady man is near me sometimes. I named him Jeremy.

When it gets cloudy, Jeremy goes away.

Google Weather reported today is a cloudy day. But it is a clear sunny day.

Something must have happened to Google clouds.

Tonight's weather forecast will be...

...cloudy with a chance of killer clowns.

The weather in Chicago tonight

Dark and cloudy, with a chance of drive-by

What's the weather on Jupiter?


I always knew I would never be a successful chemist.

Electrons were always a little cloudy to me.

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