Cloudy Jokes

37 cloudy jokes and hilarious cloudy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cloudy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Make your cloudy day brighter with our collection of funny cloudy jokes! From misty mornings to breezy afternoons, we've got some sky-high puns that will put a smile on any cloudy day. Enjoy the humor and wit of these cloudy jokes!

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Funniest Cloudy Short Jokes

Short cloudy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cloudy humour may include short foggy jokes also.

  1. What did they name the Chinese remake of "Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs"? It's Raining Cats and Dogs
  2. 4 Weather Patterns Are In A Race Sunny gets gold.
    Cloudy gets silver.
    Snowy gets bronze.
    And Rainy gets a precipitation award.
  3. It is cloudy and snowing outside, and I just realized I ate the last piece of cheese in the fridge. Ain't no sunshine when cheese gone.
  4. I had plans to go to the beach today, but the skies are cloudy and it is raining It's really irrigating.
  5. Seeing the eclipse was great... but I wanted to see Uranus. Unfortunately it was too cloudy.
  6. It just occurred to me Trump's inauguration was cloudy. I guess the sun was another big star that refused to show.
  7. What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common? More than likely you won't see any stars.
  8. I was thinking, when does the weather change from partly cloudy to partly sunny? When I step outside
  9. Google Weather reported today is a cloudy day. But it is a clear sunny day. Something must have happened to Google clouds.
  10. A shady man is near me sometimes. I named him Jeremy. When it gets cloudy, Jeremy goes away.

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Cloudy One Liners

Which cloudy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cloudy? I can suggest the ones about blurry and rainy.

  1. What does an Asian man say on a cloudy day? Sun, I am disappoint.
  2. My mind is a little cloudy... ...time for some cirrus thought.
  3. Saw a guy wearing sunglasses on a cloudy day Wasn't that bright
  4. Is your name Cloudy ? Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs
  5. What's the weather on Jupiter? Cloudy.
  6. Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Talk about a meatier shower!
  7. Why does tap water look cloudy sometimes? It's not clear.
  8. A wise chinese man once said to me: "A day without sunshine is just a cloudy day."
  9. The weather in Chicago tonight Dark and cloudy, with a chance of drive-by
  10. Tonight's weather forecast will be... ...cloudy with a chance of killer clowns.
  11. The weather's always cloudy Like, cmon son
  12. I just checked the weather for Iraq Looks like it's partly cloudy with a chance of bomb.
  13. I was wondering why my tap water was cloudy... But then it became clear to me.
  14. So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane.
  15. What is the weather report for h**...'s birthday? Cloudy with a chance of heil.

Cloudy Weather Jokes

Here is a list of funny cloudy weather jokes and even better cloudy weather puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization It's going to be cloudy with a chance of Doritos.
Cloudy joke, Tomorrow's weather forecast for Canada is in, just in time for cannabis legalization

Comical Cloudy Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about cloudy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean fuzzy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cloudy pranks.

Flying Blind

A Frenchman, Englishman, and an American are flying in an airplane on a cloudy, storming night when suddenly the plane is struck by lightning.
The pilot turns to his three passengers and says, "The plane's GPS is broken. I need each of you to stick your hand out the door, feel around, and tell me which city we are flying over judging by what you touch."
The Frenchman goes first. He opens the door, puts his hand outside of the door, and brings it in a minute later. "We're flying over Paris! I could feel the Eiffel Tower!"
The Englishman is next. He sticks his hand outside and draws it back in a minute later. "I just touched Big Ben! We are just over London!"
Finally, it is the American's turn. He shoves his hand outside the plane and brings it back in immediately. "We're flying over Detroit. I know because my watch just got stolen."

A man and his wife are arguing, the man says it's going to rain, the woman says it isn't.

"Let's ask Rudolph, the communist police officer"says the man
"It might, the sky is pretty cloudy" says the policeman
The man turns to his wife and says:
"See, Rudolph the red knows rain, dear"

You're lost in the middle of the woods at night, alone. The sky is cloudy, there are no trails, no map, no cell phone and no GPS. No sign of a city in any direction. How do you get back to civilization?

You tell an old joke out loud, wait a couple of minutes and follow any of the angry redditors shouting "repost!" back to civilization.

Cloudy joke, A wise chinese man once said to me: