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123 cloud jokes and hilarious cloud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cloud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Looking for a chuckle? Check out this collection of cloud jokes - covering AWS Cloud, Electron Cloud, Cumulus Cloud, Azure Cloud, Nimbus Cloud, Mist, Sky and more! Get ready to laugh with this round-up of cloud humor – perfect for those with a sense of humor about technological topics!

Funniest Cloud Short Jokes

Short cloud jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cloud humour may include short rain jokes also.

  1. First day as a pilot. Control tower: Can you give me your position? Me: I am next to a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific? Me: Simba
  2. I never knew how technologically advanced moses was... But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
  3. What do you call a cloud shaped like a dinosaur? A Brontocirrus.
    (I'm actually a mom and just made up my first ever joke today and this was it. What have I become? 😂)
  4. First day as a pilot Tower: Can you give me your position?

    Me: I'm next to a cloud that looks like a lion?

    Tower: Can you be more specific?

    Me: Simba
  5. My grandad died yesterday. His final wish before he died was that his body be used by scientists to create a massive cloud of water vapour.
    He will be mist.
  6. How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? One says, "hey you, get off of my cloud," the other says "hey Macleod, get off of my EWE!"
  7. How does the winter solstice keep warm at night? It curls up with a cozy cloud blanket and a cup of hot cocoa.
  8. Grant Imahara walks up to the pearly gates... As he looks around, confused, a booming voice speaks to him across the clouds...
    ...Myth confirmed.
  9. Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.
  10. the world's best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic. It's always synching

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Cloud One Liners

Which cloud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cloud? I can suggest the ones about snow and moon.

  1. Daddy, what are clouds made of? Linux servers, mostly.
  2. If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?
  3. What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
  4. Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang? Atmospheric Pressure.
  5. From my 6 year old: What does a cloud wear beneath its pants? Thunderwear!
  6. What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants
    (I'll show myself out)
  7. What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper.
  8. Technically it was Moses..... that had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
  9. ChatGPT tried to tell a joke, but the punchline was stuck in the cloud.
  10. What kind of shorts does a cloud wear? thunderwear
  11. What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud.
  12. what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!
  13. You are like a cloud. When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
  14. What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery.
  15. Moses was very modern He was the first to get a tablet with a data from the cloud

Cloud Storage Jokes

Here is a list of funny cloud storage jokes and even better cloud storage puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Daddy, what are clouds made of? Child: Dad what are clouds made of?
    Dad: "Well, EMC storage and VM ware ESXi servers, mostly.
  • What is another name for all the bodies of water on the Earth? Cloud Storage.
    (Original joke!)
  • What cloud based storage service do mexicans use? JuanDrive
  • Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.
  • My mother is like cloud storage. Everyone shares her and i have no idea where she's located.
    Ps: I don't know if i phrased everything correctly.
  • Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data... I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed.
  • So far 8 of my cloud storage backup drives crashed. Now I'm on cloud 9.
  • Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds? More storage space.
  • I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?...

Cloud Computing Jokes

Here is a list of funny cloud computing jokes and even better cloud computing puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • In Heaven, computers don't need a lot of space. It's all stored on the cloud.
  • The Jews are the first to know computing.... because Moses went into the Cloud and received info in Tablets.
  • My older brother once told me you could use Final Fantasy VII to solve your math problems... Turns out it *was* pretty great at Cloud Computing.
  • How do you save things on your computer in heaven? In the cloud.
Cloud joke, How do you save things on your computer in heaven?

Cirrus Cloud Jokes

Here is a list of funny cirrus cloud jokes and even better cirrus cloud puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the Joker cloud say to the Batcloud? "Why so cirrus?"
    ^^^^kill ^^^^me
  • What did the joker say to the wispy ice cloud? Why so cirrus?
  • What did the Sun say when the cumulus cloud told him to shut up? You can't be cirrus
Cloud joke, What did the Sun say when the cumulus cloud told him to shut up?

Hilarious Fun Cloud Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter

What funny jokes about cloud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cloud pranks.

What's the difference between m**... Jagger and a Scottsman?

What's the difference between m**... Jagger and a Scottsman?
m**... Jagger says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!"
and the Scottsman says "Hey, McLeod, get off of my ewe!"

Thor the God of Thunder

So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."

What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?

The Rolling Stones sing "hey you... Get off of my cloud."
The Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe."

An angel appears at a faculty meeting...

... And tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."

What's the difference between m**... Jagger and a Scotsman?

m**... Jagger screams "Hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"
A Scotsman screams "Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

What do clouds wear during a storm?

Thunderwear

What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?

They've both put their faith in the cloud.

What's the difference between m**... Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

m**... Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud . . ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?

I think you're condensating for something.

What do clouds wear under their pants?

Thunderwear!

Men Will Be Men

Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ),
in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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.
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Out of breath, his friend answers, "It is the wrong Key...!! "

A boy asked his father one morning...

Boy: Dad, where did I come from?
Father: You were born from a giant white cloud, then brought here by a fat pelican with a worn-out hat.
Boy: But mother said she gave birth to me!
Father: ... Your point?

Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is.

I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky.

The Spanish magician

So there's this Spanish magician right and he says "I'll make myself disappear on the count of three".
"Unos..... Dos...." *BANG!" in a cloud of smoke he disappeared without a Tres.

Chastity Belt

So, this guy was going to Crusade. He put on a chastity belt on his wife, gave the key to his best friend and said, "if I don't come back in 3 years, set her free." He starts off on his horse. After a while, he sees a big cloud of dust behind him. Someone was riding his horse really fast. So, he waits. The horse catches up to him. It's his best friend.
"You gave me the wrong key", yells his friend.

Hey baby, are you a cloud server?

Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.

Where does Google and Apple get their weather information?

The Cloud.

I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.

Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.

Every cloud has a silver lining...

... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.

What's the difference between a rolling stone and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"
The other says, "hey Macleod! Get off of my ewe!"

What did the water vapor say when the cloud told it to make the grass wet?

"Don't tell me what to dew."

What do you call it when your Cloud (IT) services go down?

Rain

The Undercover Cloud

One cloud asks the other why he is dressed weirdly, the cloud replies "Shhh, i'm in ***da sky's***".

A man has just died.

As his soul leaves his body and begins to float towards the clouds, he hears a loud, booming voice.
**"Come. Come towards the light, my son."**
And so he does.
Meanwhile, atop his cloud, God laughs, as another human hits his bug zapper.

Where do the people of Cloud City get their sports?

B.E.S.P.N.

Did you hear about the new Mexican magician?

At the end of his show he says he shall disappear on the count of 3.
"Uno, Dos...(p**...) a flash of cloud and he's gone.
He disappeared without a "tres"

I just got caught hacking into m**... Jagger's Windows account...

He told me, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"

One cloud says to another, "Oh no, we don't have enough water to make a rainstorm"

The other cloud says, "don't worry - we'll make dew"

So my German neighbour got a Samoyed...

...and she asked me for suggestions about what she should name him. I suggested her the name "Cloud".
Now everytime that dog does something ridiculous I hear a high pitched yell : "Cloud Nein!!"

What version of the Rolling Stones' "Hey You, Get Off of My Cloud" is played on Scottish Radio?

Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!

What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?

An angel will say, "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and a Scotsman will say, "Hey Macleod, get off of my ewe!"

Good Friday is the day Jesus died.

Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.
And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.

WiFi on the plane

Hello miss flight attendant, the elderly man said
I am sorry to bother you, but the internet is dead
Sir, don't you worry, the internet's not slain
You have to understand, there's no WiFi on a plane
'Yes 'mam, I know my stuff, he angrily yelled aloud
Being high up here, I've got to work in the cloud

A sweet young girl walks into an elevator at Macy's, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume.

She brags to the elderly woman who was inside, Coco Chanel $900 per ounce.
The lift reaches the second floor where the old lady is about to get off. As she steps out of the elevator, she rips out a rumbling f**.... Trailing a heavy cloud, she smiles sweetly and announces, broccoli, 49 cents a pound.

What do you call a sheep with no legs?

A cloud.
The real joke is that this is what my fortune cookie said.

What song does Han Solo play when he flies away from Cloud City?

Bailando

Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa

If vampires are hurt by holy water, why don't priests just bless a storm cloud to kill vampires everywhere? But then I remembered why so many vampires are from Europe...

Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa.

Said Moses after smashing the Ten Commandments:

It's okay, I have a backup in the cloud.

Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII?

Cloud saves.

Where do you save your happiest memories?

On Cloud 9

I read that the Large Magellanic Cloud is going to collide with the Milky Way in 2 billion years.

Maybe the government shutdown will be over by then.

Moses was centuries ahead of his time

He was the first to realise you need a tablet to connect to the cloud.

There's this couple outside looking at clouds.

The guy points at a cloud and says, That one looks like a horse.
The girl laughs and points another cloud and says, That one looks like a dog.
They both laugh and the guy points at another cloud and says, That one looks like a mushroom.

Look at that cloud, trying to act all cool..

He's nothin' but smog

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven

A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."

Moses was the first person to:

Download from Cloud onto a Tablet.

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife.

Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your b**...!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Heck is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied... "It's not talcum powder... it's Miracle Grow."

Who was the first person that was used technology?

Moses. He had two tablets that where connected to the cloud.

What's Sephiroth's favourite hobby?

Cloud Watching.

The Right Choice

An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something wise."
The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."

The world was a dust cloud, then it solidified, and some fish evolved into a human

And the rest was history

Just a schoolgirl waiting for her dad…

While waiting for my dad, two of the school janitors came outside and started smoking a joint.
When my dad saw us, he ran into the cloud of smoke, grabbed me by the arm and shoved me into the car!
What's wrong with you? Why are you angry at ME? I protested. I didn't even do anything!
He glared at me in the rear view mirror. I will not have any daughter of mine wasting her time with high maintenance people!

When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated.

A couple of months later, Myrtle also died
Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.
She ran towards him, calling his name, "Joe. Darling, Joe"
Joe said, "Hold your horses woman, and don't give me that 'darling' s\*\*t. The deal was very clear: 'Until death do us part'."

Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were taking the train one day when they passed a huge flock of sheep in a field.

As quickly as they had observed the fluffy cloud it had passed out of view.
"So many sheep!" Watson exclaimed. "I wonder how many there were?"
"Elementary, Dear Watson. There were 167 sheep." Sherlock calmly stated.
"Holmes, are you really telling me you managed to count them all in that brief moment?" Watson inquired.
"Don't be silly, Watson. I counted the legs and divided them by four."

Dead Rooster

A man was driving down a quiet country road when a rooster wandered into his path. The rooster disappeared under the car in a cloud of feathers. Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse and rang the doorbell. A farmer appeared. The man nervously said, "I think I killed your rooster. Please allow me to replace him."
"Suit yourself," the farmer replied. "The hens are around back."

What do clouds wear under their shorts?

Thunderpants

Just found out that its apparently i**... to skydive through a cloud.

Apparently the first guy to try it mist...

What are a clouds favorite type of pants?

Thunderpants!

Cloud joke, What are a clouds favorite type of pants?

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