Cloud Jokes
120 cloud jokes and hilarious cloud puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cloud that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a chuckle? Check out this collection of cloud jokes - covering AWS Cloud, Electron Cloud, Cumulus Cloud, Azure Cloud, Nimbus Cloud, Mist, Sky and more! Get ready to laugh with this round-up of cloud humor – perfect for those with a sense of humor about technological topics!
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Funniest Cloud Short Jokes
Short cloud jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cloud humour may include short rain jokes also.
- First day as a pilot. Control tower: Can you give me your position? Me: I am next to a cloud that looks like a lion. Control tower: Can you be more specific? Me: Simba
- I never knew how technologically advanced moses was... But today I learned he had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
- What do you call a cloud shaped like a dinosaur? A Brontocirrus.
(I'm actually a mom and just made up my first ever joke today and this was it. What have I become? 😂) - My grandad died yesterday. His final wish before he died was that his body be used by scientists to create a massive cloud of water vapour.
He will be mist. - How do you tell the difference between and Englishman and a Scotsman? One says, "hey you, get off of my cloud," the other says "hey Macleod, get off of my EWE!"
- How does the winter solstice keep warm at night? It curls up with a cozy cloud blanket and a cup of hot cocoa.
- Grant Imahara walks up to the pearly gates... As he looks around, confused, a booming voice speaks to him across the clouds...
...Myth confirmed. - Who is the first person to have downloaded data from the cloud and onto their tablet? Moses.
- the world's best cloud storage service was released today, called Titanic. It's always synching
- One cloud says to another, "Oh no, we don't have enough water to make a rainstorm" The other cloud says, "don't worry - we'll make dew"
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Cloud One Liners
Which cloud one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cloud? I can suggest the ones about snow and moon.
- Daddy, what are clouds made of? Linux servers, mostly.
- If you heat your solid state drive into a gaseous state drive, do you get cloud storage?
- What does a cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.
- Why did the cloud do drugs and join a gang? Atmospheric Pressure.
- What do clouds wear under their shorts? Thunderpants
(I'll show myself out) - What does a cloud with an itchy rash do? Find the nearest skyscraper.
- ChatGPT tried to tell a joke, but the punchline was stuck in the cloud.
- What kind of shorts does a cloud wear? thunderwear
- What do you call a sheep without legs? A cloud.
- what did the cloud say to the atmosphere? what the hail was that?!
- You are like a cloud. When you disappear it’s a beautiful day.
- What did one cloud of fog say to the other? I don't know. It's a Mistery.
- I asked my English friend what his favourite summer accessory is. He said, "Clouds."
- What's Sephiroth's favourite hobby? Cloud Watching.
- Why was the Sun mad at all the clouds? Because they kept throwin shade
Cloud Storage Jokes
Here is a list of funny cloud storage jokes and even better cloud storage puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What is another name for all the bodies of water on the Earth? Cloud Storage.
(Original joke!) - What cloud based storage service do mexicans use? JuanDrive
- Claims that cloud storage is the future of smartphone memory issues Sounds good, but I have no data to back it up.
- My mother is like cloud storage. Everyone shares her and i have no idea where she's located.
Ps: I don't know if i phrased everything correctly. - Me and my friend were having a nerdy debate over our preferred methods of backing up computer data... I told him cloud storage was overRAIDed.
- So far 8 of my cloud storage backup drives crashed. Now I'm on cloud 9.
- Why are people who vape always trying to chase after bigger clouds? More storage space.
- I wonder if all weather forecasts I see on the internet are on a cloud storage?...
Cloud Computing Jokes
Here is a list of funny cloud computing jokes and even better cloud computing puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In Heaven, computers don't need a lot of space. It's all stored on the cloud.
- My older brother once told me you could use Final Fantasy VII to solve your math problems... Turns out it *was* pretty great at Cloud Computing.
- How do you save things on your computer in heaven? In the cloud.
Cirrus Cloud Jokes
Here is a list of funny cirrus cloud jokes and even better cirrus cloud puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did the joker say to the wispy ice cloud? Why so cirrus?
- What did the Sun say when the cumulus cloud told him to shut up? You can't be cirrus
Hilarious Fun Cloud Jokes That Will Have You Rolling with Laughter
What funny jokes about cloud you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean wind jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cloud pranks.
The ladder to success
One day, Harry came upon a big, long ladder that stretched into the clouds. He'd walked this way every day and this ladder was never there before.
Curious and brave, he began to climb. Eventually, he climbed into the layer of clouds, and saw this rather large, homely woman lying there on a cloud.
She spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry figured success had to be better than this, so he continued climbing. He came upon another level of clouds, and found a thinner, cuter woman than before.
She also spoke, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry saw that his luck was changing and so continued his climb. On another level of clouds, he found a rather attractive woman with not so bad of a figure.
She stated, "Take me now or climb the ladder to success!" Harry really liked his advantage now! He climbed quickly and deftly, and sure enough, on the next level, he found a gorgeous, lithe, well-endowed woman lying seductively on the cloud.
"Take me now or climb the ladder to success," she huskily whispered. Harry couldn't believe his eyes, but his greed caught the best of him. He climbed to the next level, expecting Aphrodite or similar.
Suddenly, the ladder ends, and a latch closes behind him. He looks over to see a 400-pound, 6'8" hairy biker looking guy with tattoos. The biker gets up and walks menacingly toward Harry.
Apprehensively, Harry whispers, "Who are you?"
The biker answers, "I'm Cess".
Thor the God of Thunder
So Thor, the God of Thunder, is sitting on his cloud on Asgard when he suddenly wants to visit the humans. He jumps on his magical flying horse and rides down to them. When he gets there he proclaims, "I AM THOR!" to which his horse replies, "Well, that's because you forgot your thaddle thilly."
What's the difference between a Scotsman and the Rolling Stones?
The Rolling Stones sing "hey you... Get off of my cloud."
The Scotsman says, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe."
An angel appears at a faculty meeting...
... And tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom.
"Done!" says the angel and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning. Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something."
The dean sighs and says, "I should have taken the money."
What do clouds wear during a storm?
Thunderwear
What do Bill Gates and the Pope have in common?
They've both put their faith in the cloud.
What did the little cloud say about the big cloud?
I think you're condensating for something.
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What did the Joker cloud say to the Batcloud?
"Why so cirrus?"
^^^^kill ^^^^me
Cloudy with a chance of meatballs?
Talk about a meatier shower!
Men Will Be Men
Before the King goes to war, he locks his wife (the beautiful Queen ),
in the room & gives the key to his best friend & says : If I am not back within 4 days , open the room and she is yours....
He sits on his horse & hits the road. Half an hour later he notices a dust cloud & sound behind him. He stops & sees his friend riding very fast towards him.
"What's wrong ?" King asks.
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Out of breath, his friend answers, "It is the wrong Key...!! "
My buddy just fell into a cloud machine.
He will be mist.
A boy asked his father one morning...
Boy: Dad, where did I come from?
Father: You were born from a giant white cloud, then brought here by a fat pelican with a worn-out hat.
Boy: But mother said she gave birth to me!
Father: ... Your point?
What do a Cloudy Night and Dancing With The Stars have in common?
More than likely you won't see any stars.
Everyone is talking about how good this Mayweather is.
I couldn't agree more; it's 75 and not a cloud in the sky.
My obsession with square roots has got me on cloud three.
If you were to wrap a cloud as a gift, what would you wrap it with?
A RAINBOW!
Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?
He looked a little blue
What is the preferred drink for people in St. Cloud?
Mini Soda
Hey baby, are you a cloud server?
Because I have something to upload from my hard drive.
Where does Google and Apple get their weather information?
The Cloud.
I should buy a wingsuit
It'd be a breeze to get around in, but if my mom were to get wind of it, I'd just have to wait for it to blow over. The amount of fun I'd be having would be sky-high, even. I'd have to pay attention though, wouldn't want my head in the clouds.
I should stop now, this is a hurricane of puns. But actually, I'm so happy about that. In fact, I'm on cloud nine!
I used to store motivational quotes that I found online, onto the cloud, for whenever I needed some inspiration.
Unfortunately I forgot the password for my Google account.
I have no Drive.
Every cloud has a silver lining...
... unless it's a mushroom cloud. Then it's likely strontium.
What's the difference between a rolling stone and a Scottish shepherd?
One says, "hey, you! Get off of my cloud!"
The other says, "hey Macleod! Get off of my ewe!"
What did the water vapor say when the cloud told it to make the grass wet?
"Don't tell me what to dew."
What do you call it when your Cloud (IT) services go down?
Rain
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The Undercover Cloud
One cloud asks the other why he is dressed weirdly, the cloud replies "Shhh, i'm in ***da sky's***".
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A man has just died.
As his soul leaves his body and begins to float towards the clouds, he hears a loud, booming voice.
**"Come. Come towards the light, my son."**
And so he does.
Meanwhile, atop his cloud, God laughs, as another human hits his bug zapper.
The native american boy asked his father why...
His brother was named dancing cloud.
it because when he was conceived a cloud danced by, said the father. Do you understand now, broken rubber?
Where do the people of Cloud City get their sports?
B.E.S.P.N.
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I just got caught hacking into m**... Jagger's Windows account...
He told me, "Hey! You! Get off of my cloud!"
So my German neighbour got a Samoyed...
...and she asked me for suggestions about what she should name him. I suggested her the name "Cloud".
Now everytime that dog does something ridiculous I hear a high pitched yell : "Cloud Nein!!"
What version of the Rolling Stones' "Hey You, Get Off of My Cloud" is played on Scottish Radio?
Hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!
Many clouds can weigh as much as 1.5 million pounds.
Good personality though.
What's the difference between an angel and a Scotsman?
An angel will say, "Hey you, get off of my cloud!" and a Scotsman will say, "Hey Macleod, get off of my ewe!"
Good Friday is the day Jesus died.
Easter Sunday is the day Jesus rose from the dead.
And Cyber Monday is the day Jesus ascended into the cloud.
WiFi on the plane
Hello miss flight attendant, the elderly man said
I am sorry to bother you, but the internet is dead
Sir, don't you worry, the internet's not slain
You have to understand, there's no WiFi on a plane
'Yes 'mam, I know my stuff, he angrily yelled aloud
Being high up here, I've got to work in the cloud
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A sweet young girl walks into an elevator at Macy's, trailing a cloud of expensive perfume.
She brags to the elderly woman who was inside, Coco Chanel $900 per ounce.
The lift reaches the second floor where the old lady is about to get off. As she steps out of the elevator, she rips out a rumbling f**.... Trailing a heavy cloud, she smiles sweetly and announces, broccoli, 49 cents a pound.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
The real joke is that this is what my fortune cookie said.
What did the clouds do after seeing the light show?
They gave a thunderous applause.
Cloud Joke
Did you ever hear about the water in the atmosphere that tried to break the rules of condensation?
It wasn't a cloud.
What song does Han Solo play when he flies away from Cloud City?
Bailando
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Since Vampires are supposedly hurt by holy water, I always wondered why priests don't just say a prayer over every storm cloud, kill the vampires from above. Then I realized why so many Vampires are from Europe...
Someone already blessed the rains down in Africa
Said Moses after smashing the Ten Commandments:
It's okay, I have a backup in the cloud.
A young couple goes cloudwatching
The girl points a cloud, and she says, "Oh! I see a giraffe!"
The boy points at another, "Yeah? I see a mushroom!"
...
Why does Nintendo require an online subscription to finish Final Fantasy VII?
Cloud saves.
Where do you save your happiest memories?
On Cloud 9
I read that the Large Magellanic Cloud is going to collide with the Milky Way in 2 billion years.
Maybe the government shutdown will be over by then.
There's this couple outside looking at clouds.
The guy points at a cloud and says, That one looks like a horse.
The girl laughs and points another cloud and says, That one looks like a dog.
They both laugh and the guy points at another cloud and says, That one looks like a mushroom.
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Look at that cloud, trying to act all cool..
He's nothin' but smog
A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven
A flat-Earther died, and to his surprise found himself standing on a cloud in front of the gates of heaven. God himself was there and told him he would be happy to answer any questions the man might have - about anything across the entirety of Space and Time.
So of course the man said - "Was I right? Is the earth actually flat?" and God chuckled and said "Of course not".
The man shook his head in disbelief, shaken to his very core, before murmuring "...this goes even higher than I thought..."
Is your name Cloudy ?
Cuz you have a chance of getting those meatballs
There was a kingdom at the sky conducted by the random caste system.
At the age of 18 everyone gets a random cloud between 1 and 10. 1 is the best. Two friends join to the draw and result arrives. The first one gets the cloud number 5 and rejoices for it. He sees his friend extremely happy and asks "What happened? Did you get the cloud 1?"
"No" he says. "I'm on cloud 9."
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife.
Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your b**...!"
His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go un-rewarded.
The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer. "What the Heck is this??" he said to himself as a little 'dust' cloud appeared when he shook them out.
"April," he hollered into the bathroom, "why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied... "It's not talcum powder... it's Miracle Grow."
Who was the first person that was used technology?
Moses. He had two tablets that where connected to the cloud.
The Right Choice
An angel suddenly appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean of the college that, in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, he will be given his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom or beauty. Without hesitating, the dean selects infinite wisdom. "Done!" says the angel, and disappears in a cloud of smoke and a bolt of lightning.
Now, all heads turn toward the dean, who sits surrounded by a faint halo of light. At length, one of his colleagues whispers, "Say something wise."
The dean looks at them and says, "I should have taken the money."
The world was a dust cloud, then it solidified, and some fish evolved into a human
And the rest was history
Just a schoolgirl waiting for her dad…
While waiting for my dad, two of the school janitors came outside and started smoking a joint.
When my dad saw us, he ran into the cloud of smoke, grabbed me by the arm and shoved me into the car!
What's wrong with you? Why are you angry at ME? I protested. I didn't even do anything!
He glared at me in the rear view mirror. I will not have any daughter of mine wasting her time with high maintenance people!
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When Joe, a nice man married for over 50 years died, his wife, Myrtle was devastated.
A couple of months later, Myrtle also died
Once in heaven, Myrtle anxiously looked for Joe. Suddenly, behind a Cloud, she could clearly see him with another woman.
She ran towards him, calling his name, "Joe. Darling, Joe"
Joe said, "Hold your horses woman, and don't give me that 'darling' s\*\*t. The deal was very clear: 'Until death do us part'."
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson were taking the train one day when they passed a huge flock of sheep in a field.
As quickly as they had observed the fluffy cloud it had passed out of view.
"So many sheep!" Watson exclaimed. "I wonder how many there were?"
"Elementary, Dear Watson. There were 167 sheep." Sherlock calmly stated.
"Holmes, are you really telling me you managed to count them all in that brief moment?" Watson inquired.
"Don't be silly, Watson. I counted the legs and divided them by four."
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Just found out that its apparently i**... to skydive through a cloud.
Apparently the first guy to try it mist...
