Clothes Hanger Jokes
5 clothes hanger jokes and hilarious clothes hanger puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clothes hanger that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Clothes Hanger Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good clothes hanger joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Since you like Dad jokes. Here's one I laid on my wife while she was folding my infant daughters clothes.
Wife: Could you go and grab the baby hangers?
Me: They prefer to be called executioners.
What do you call someone who offs themselves at Macy's
A clothes hanger
What do you call someone who spends all their time at Macy's
A clothes hanger
What did the Chinese man give his daughter?
A clothes hanger.
Two blondes and a car
Two blondes come out of the mall after a couple hours of shopping, and when they get to their car they realize they locked the keys inside. Luckily, they had bought some clothes so they grabbed a wire hanger and began taking turns attempting to pick the lock. After a good 30 minutes, they still hadn't gotten inside, and after trying for awhile, one girl hands the hanger to her friend and sits down next to the car. She sighs, looks up and worriedly says to her friend, "Uh oh, we'd better hurry; it looks like it might rain and the top's down."
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