Clothe Jokes

Following is our collection of vaccinate puns and holla one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clothe jokes for adults, dirty penny jokes and clean new clothes dad gags for kids.

The Best Clothe Puns

I have a kid in africa

which I feed, clothe and school for less than a dollar a day, which is really cheap.

Ofcourse the plane ticket to send him there was quite expensive, but now it's really working out.

(stolen from the awesome Jeselnik)

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, clothe, school, and inoculate for 75 cents a day.

Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants...

...and i didn't find any.

If a clothes designer had a child...

Would it have designer genes?

Your clothes will never forgive you...

You always hang them out to dry.


Some of my clothes are getting ripped to shreds when I use the washing machine.

It keeps happening every time. I think it's a vicious cycle.

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

"I'm Prada you son."

Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast look so old-fashioned?

Tailors old as time…

I'm proud to say that I sponsor a kid in Africa. I feed clothe and educate him all for less than 30 cents a day!

That's peanuts when compared to what it cost to send him there

So a clothes designer drank from the Fountain of Youth...

Now she's Forever 21.

I feed and clothe a child in Africa for 30 cents a day.

Ofcourse that's nothing compared to what it cost to send him there


What clothes shouldn't you wear inside?

Clothes that are worn out.

My clothes were traumatically stolen from me.

But I've recovered.

I pay $5.00 a month to feed, clothe, and house a poor baby in Africa

But that's a deal compared to what it cost to send him there.

I like my clothes the way I like my money

Laundered.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg.

wub wub wub wub wub wub....

Rihanna's new clothes.

Chris Brown is in the news again.
At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting "I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white".

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg


You know you are getting clothes for Christmas when....

You have to try them on to see if they would "fit" your siblings

What did cotton say to the polyesters?

Lets be clothe friends.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

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