Clothe Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clothe jokes. There are some clothe penny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clothe knock knock clothing puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Happy Clothe Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

I have a kid in africa

which I feed, clothe and school for less than a dollar a day, which is really cheap.

Ofcourse the plane ticket to send him there was quite expensive, but now it's really working out.

(stolen from the awesome Jeselnik)

I've got a kid in Africa that I feed, clothe, school, and inoculate for 75 cents a day.

Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there.

so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants...

...and i didn't find any.

If a clothes designer had a child...

Would it have designer genes?

Your clothes will never forgive you...

You always hang them out to dry.

Some of my clothes are getting ripped to shreds when I use the washing machine.

It keeps happening every time. I think it's a vicious cycle.

Not sure what clothes to wear to look trendy?

Ask Tommy, Hilfiger it out

Clothe joke, Not sure what clothes to wear to look trendy?

Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast look so old-fashioned?

Tailors old as time…

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

"I'm Prada you son."

Clothes make the man (Joke from my nephew)

What's the difference between a sharp-dressed fellow on a bicycle and a raggedy looking guy on a unicycle?


I'm proud to say that I sponsor a kid in Africa. I feed clothe and educate him all for less than 30 cents a day!

That's peanuts when compared to what it cost to send him there

You can explore clothe vaccinate reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean clothe new clothes dad jokes. There are also clothe puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

So a clothes designer drank from the Fountain of Youth...

Now she's Forever 21.

I feed and clothe a child in Africa for 30 cents a day.

Ofcourse that's nothing compared to what it cost to send him there

What clothes shouldn't you wear inside?

Clothes that are worn out.

My clothes were traumatically stolen from me.

But I've recovered.

I pay $5.00 a month to feed, clothe, and house a poor baby in Africa

But that's a deal compared to what it cost to send him there.

Clothe joke, I pay $5.00 a month to feed, clothe, and house a poor baby in Africa

My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg.

wub wub wub wub wub wub....

I like my clothes the way I like my money


What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Rihanna's new clothes.

Chris Brown is in the news again.
At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting "I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white".

What's the definition of a mere myth?

A pirate ship thailing clothe to an itheberg

You know you are getting clothes for Christmas when....

You have to try them on to see if they would "fit" your siblings

What did cotton say to the polyesters?

Lets be clothe friends.

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clothe dollar puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clothe coats piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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