The Best 33 Clot Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clot jokes. There are some clot business jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clot common puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clot Jokes and Puns

why didn't the clothing drive at the homeless shelter not work out?

..nobody gave a shirt.

A clothier opened a business in Utah

He is selling exploding clip-on ties to mormons. I asked how is business?
He said prophets are blowing up.

This is a corruption of a joke from sexypandalord. Most mormons are fine upstanding people and i do not advocate violence against them. Except for Bill.

so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants...

...and i didn't find any.

Clot joke, so i went to the clothes shop to buy camouflaged pants...

What do clothing wrinkles and mistakes have in common?

New clothing store seen at local Mall named 'Off Topic'.

Apparently it's aimed at edgy teens with ADHD.

Why did the clothing store close?

The employees where slacking off.

Rihanna's new clothes.

Chris Brown is in the news again.
At a popular club downtown he apparently got drunk and started shouting "I'm gonna beat Rihanna till she's gold and white".

Clot joke, Rihanna's new clothes.

My Clothes Dryer sounds like Zoidberg.

wub wub wub wub wub wub....

Why didn't the monk's clothes fit properly?

Because he was cohabiting.

Your clothes will never forgive you...

You always hang them out to dry.

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

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What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

What clothing designer do vampires prefer to wear?

Alexander Fang

My clothes were traumatically stolen from me.

But I've recovered.

What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

"I'm Prada you son."

A man goes to the doctor for a follow-up on his Deep Vein Thrombosis

Doctor: "So I prescribed you blood thinners last month, have you been taking them?"

Man: "No. I have a great reason why not though"

Doctor: "Aaah! The clot thickens!"

Clot joke, A man goes to the doctor for a follow-up on his Deep Vein Thrombosis

So a clothes designer drank from the Fountain of Youth...

Now she's Forever 21.

A clothing store down the street from me has gotten really lazy with their customer service

I just saw them put up a sign that says "Suit yourself!"

My clothing line for children wasn't very successful.

Shouldn't have called it Hang Ten Kids.

What did the poisoned rat say to himself as his blood ceased to clot and internal bleeding ensued?


What's the only clothing line that is allowed in North Korea?


If a clothes designer had a child...

Would it have designer genes?

What do you call a traffic jam in Compton?

A blood clot

I like my clothes the way I like my money


What did the vein say to the pessimistic blood clot?

Ay, be positive.

Some of my clothes are getting ripped to shreds when I use the washing machine.

It keeps happening every time. I think it's a vicious cycle.

Old/new joke about Negroes

What do you call a traffic jam in Harlem? A blood clot.

Where do you go to fix it? Statin Island

You know you are getting clothes for Christmas when....

You have to try them on to see if they would "fit" your siblings

What did the doctor say to the patient after administering coagulant?

The clot thickens.

Why do the clothes in Beauty and the Beast look so old-fashioned?

Tailors old as time…

Two red blood cells are talking to two platelets...

One red blood cell says "I heard you two finally tied the clot!"

The other says "Coagulations!"

What clothes shouldn't you wear inside?

Clothes that are worn out.

Clothes make the man (Joke from my nephew)

What's the difference between a sharp-dressed fellow on a bicycle and a raggedy looking guy on a unicycle?


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