Closure Jokes

Following is our collection of shut puns and numeral one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Closure jokes for adults, dirty zipper jokes and clean shutdown dad gags for kids.

The Best Closure Puns

There are 2 types of people in the world

Those who need closure.

Why did the newly widowed woman stop paying her mortgage?

For closure.

Starbucks announced the closure of 200 stores in Canada.

Guess i'll have to cross the road now.

My ex and I split up with no hostility...

We had a non-diss closure agreement

I hate having closure, it's really

What do women who just got dumped and advanced programmers have in common?

They both want closure!

I love Alt + F4

It offers me closure

There is an abundance of shutter jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and closure puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any count witze you can hear about closure.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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