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Why were cosmonauts on the Russian space station always bumping into things?
Because objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
[True story] My girlfriend told me tonight that sugar was my enemy.
I replied "You know what they say. Keep your enemies closer than your friends."
Nothing can bring brothers in law closer than a mother-in-law.
Warning: Dates in calendar are closer than they appear.
It's the year 1987...
Last year the space station Mir appeared to be launched into orbit. The key word being appeared. The space station is actually just a hologram designed to fool the United States! Right here on Earth exists a tiny scale replica, containing tiny versions of every item that would go up in a real shuttle. There are miniature parcels of food, space suits, and even a Russian flag. The items are held in a secret base hidden in the Russian wilderness. Thus the saying...
Objects in Mir are closer than they appear.
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