Clop Jokes

Following is our collection of thing puns and whoosh one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clop jokes for adults, dirty dad jokes and clean died dad gags for kids.

The Best Clop Puns

What goes clop-clop,bang-bang,clop-clop?

Amish drive-by.

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop

Amish drive-by shooting.

Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang?

An amish drive-by shooting


What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang bang clip clop clip clop

An Amish drive by shooting

What goes "clip clip BANG"

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."


An Amish drive-by shooting.

How did Jeb Bush end his speech at Bronycon?

*Please Clop*

What music do horses listen to?

Clip Clop.

There is an abundance of clunk jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 9 funniest jokes and clop puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any drive witze you can hear about clop.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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