The Best 10 Clop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clop jokes. There are some clop whoosh jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clop died puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clop Jokes and Puns

What goes clop-clop,bang-bang,clop-clop?

Amish drive-by.

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop

Amish drive-by shooting.

Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What sound does a horse make while walking?
*Clop, clop.*

What sound does a horse make while walking uphill?
*Clop, clop* multiplied by the cosine of the slope angle.

Clop joke, Geeky trigonometry joke my dad used to tell me

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang?

An amish drive-by shooting


Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Q. What goes "Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, BANG!! ClipClopClipClopClipClopClipClop"

A. An Amish drive-by shooting

What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang bang clip clop clip clop

An Amish drive by shooting

Clop joke, What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang bang clip clop clip clop

What goes "clip clip BANG"

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."

An Amish drive-by shooting.

How did Jeb Bush end his speech at Bronycon?

*Please Clop*

What music do horses listen to?

Clip Clop.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clop clunk jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clop drive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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