The Best 17 Clooney Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Clooney jokes. There are some clooney affleck jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Clooney Jokes and Puns
George Clooney, Leonardo Dicaprio and Matthew Mcconaughey got together to make a movie...
George Clooney said, "I'll direct."
Dicaprio said, "I'll produce."
And Matthew McConaughey said, "I'll write, I'll write, I'll write."
When my wife and I got married,
we mutually decided to each select that one person who we'd most like to have sex with and, if by some miracle, it happened, the other wouldn't get angry. She picked Brad Pitt and I went with Uma Thurman (Uma!!). For our 20th anniversary, I thought it would be fun to change things up and she agreed. So, she picked George Clooney and I chose the next door neighbor.
George Clooney Matt Damon and Matthew McConaughey got together to make a movie.
George said: I'll Direct
Matt Damon said: I'll produce
Matthew McConaughey said: ill write ill write ill wriite
My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with...
She read hers out: 'One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.' I thought, I've got the better deal here: 'One, your sister... That's where our conversation ended..
Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.
DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
My wife told me this one...
Leonardo DiCaprio, George Clooney and Matthew McConaughey are sitting around discussing a movie they want to make.
DiCaprio says I'll be the lead actor
Clooney says I guess I'll be the director then
McConaughey says I'll write, I'll write, I'll write
George Clooney Leonardo DiCaprio and Matthew McConaughey get together to make a new film.
George Clooney says he's gonna direct Leonardo DiCaprio says he's gonna be the producer and Matthew McConaughey says I'll write I'll writte I'll write
George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue.
They named their little get-together the "George" Four-Man Grill.
What do you call a George Clooney sex party?
A Georgy. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
George Clooney creates an iTunes playlist and fills it with various cartoon soundtracks.
Clooney Tunes
George Clooney, Leonardo DiCaprio, and Mathew McConaughey are in a coffee shop to discuss a new movie:
Clooney: I'll direct.
DiCaprio: I'll act.
McConaughey: I'll write, I'll write, I'll write.
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If George Clooney...
What would George Clooney call his iTunes playlist?
Clooney Tunes.
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What does George Clooney say whenever you catch him masturbating?
"I'm a Fapper Dan man :/"
Once you've seen one Clooney wife...
you've seen Amal.
Hey George Clooney, do you go to a store?
Clooney: Why would I go to a store when I have AMAL?
George Clooney is an excellent Pokémon trainer
He caught Amal
How do you become friends with Ben Affleck?
Mistake him for George Clooney.
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