The Best 46 Clone Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clone jokes. There are some clone barb jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clone imitate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clone Jokes and Puns

Scientists are cloning John Lennon..

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?
Imagine all the people..

Found in the comments to the picture of a nice looking girl

He: "Could you please send me one of your pubes for me to clone?"
She: "You know how to clone people?"
He: "People?! God no! Just pubes."

A woman rubs a lamp and out pops a genie.

''You're a kind lady, so I'll grant you one wish,'' the genie tells her.''See this cat? I'd rather have a strong, handsome man,'' she says.The genie agrees and – poof! – the cat turns into a Brad Pitt clone. The woman leaps into his lap.''Do you have anything to say before we make love?'' she asks.''Yes,'' he says. ''I bet you wish you hadn't had me neutered last week.''

Clone joke, A woman rubs a lamp and out pops a genie.

Clones are people two.

Having sex with your clone...

Is it incest or masturbation?


Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry?

He was just beside himself.

Clone joke, They cloned a man without his permission. Was he angry?

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

French scientists announced that they can finally successfully clone a rat!

Thank goodness! This will solve the huge rat shortage.

What did the clone troopers say after they killed Aayla Secura?

Bye Felucia

I have finally figured out how to clone a human being!

Needless to say, I am beside myself.

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There was a scientist one time, and he went to talk to God

and he says, "God, we can now clone humans, make life, and take care of ourselves and we don't need you anymore."

God laughed and said: "You think? So show me, how you can make humans and life!"

The scientist agreed, reached down, grabbed a full hand of soil to start making his human, when God promptly stops him and says, "Whoa not so fast, use your own dirt."

A scientist asked if I would let him clone me;

I said no, but he made me anyway.

You are what you eat...

...so that's why I'm basically a clone of my girlfriend.

An Irish genius named Sean...

An Irish genius named Sean once discovered how to clone himself but was always hesitant to make more than 9 copies of himself. It turns out he couldn't handle the ten-Sean among everyone.

Some people clone professionally...

Some do it for re-creational purposes.

Clone joke, Some people clone professionally...

I was contemplating engineering a newer, more advanced clone of my brain...

But then I realized I was getting ahead of myself.

Did you hear? A psychopathic scientist cloned a guy, killed the clone, and made the original eat the clone?

He really was full of himself

What do you call a clown's twin brother?

A clone.


If someone cloned me without my permission and then sat that clone down right next to me, do you know how angry I would be?

I would be beside myself.

What is this sub's favorite TV show?

Star Wars: The Clone Wars

We should clone Terry Crews and arm his horde of clones to wage war on our enemies

He could form the basis for a new milli-Terry

Would you agree that it's bad for Facebook to steal users' blood and use it to create a clone army?

That's an interesting question that I'll have to discuss further with our team. Did you know I started this company in my dorm room?

If I made a perfect copy of myself

If I made a perfect copy of myself and then threw him naked off of the top of a tall building, would it be murder, suicide or making an obscene clone fall?

What did Patrick Stewart say when the clone he created to deal with trespassing Trekkies mistook him for a fan and threw him out?

Hoisted by my own Picard

I'm the first person to ever have a real clone

At least that's what I tell myself

My neighbor found out I decided to clone my tabby, just like he did recently...

He called me a copy-cat.

I successfully made a real clone that looks exactly like me

I'm beside myself with excitement.

What did Dolly the Sheep's friend say to her right after her clone was born?

Look, it's a little ewe.

Is it wrong to murder a judge and replace him with an obedient laboratory clone?

Let's let this judge decide.

My wife left me because apparently I'm to paranoid

I'm ok with that. Rather live alone than with a clone

Why did the scientists clone Chance the Rapper?

Because people deserve a second Chance.

A real cliffhanger....

Did you hear about the scientist who successfully made an exact copy of himself?

Unfortunately it was very foul mouthed and crude, and the scientist grew tired of it, and finally got rid of it by pushing it off a cliff.

He was later arrested for making an obscene clone fall.

What do you sing when you kill Dracula's last clone?

"It's the final countdown"

I knew a scientist who was obsessed with figuring out to clone a person. One day he figured it out. He was so excited.

He was beside himself.

Did you hear about the boxer who fought his own clone?

The resemblance was striking.

Ever since I got cloned, my wife has said I spent too much time with him. Today, the clone and I were sat in the lounge watching TV, when my wife came in and told me that she was leaving.

I was beside myself.

What do you call a Kim jong un clone ?

kim jong dos

My teacher said we have the ability to clone we just don't know what kind of rights they should have.

I simply replied copyright

I made a clone of Patrick Stewart but something went terribly wrong.

The clone slammed me into a wall and lifted me by the neck. What could I do? I'd been hoisted by my own Picard.

My girlfriend was hurrying me along and asking when things were going to be done so I asked her if she was my clone from Moscow. She looked confused and said "No, why?"

I said "Because you're Russian me."

What did tornado say to it's annoying twin?

Sigh, clone.

What do you get if you clone the vice president half a dozen times?

Sixpence

Did you ever hear of the Cannibal who figured out how to clone humans?

He's so full of himself.

I never believed that scientists could clone humans...

...but once they proved me wrong, I was beside myself.

Monday Science

I have finally figured out how to successfully clone a human…

Needless to say, I am beside myself.

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