Clogs Jokes

Following is our collection of sandal puns and shoed one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clogs jokes for adults, dirty lac jokes and clean graf dad gags for kids.

The Best Clogs Puns

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
Thanks for the gold !

In Holland you aren't allowed to flush children down the toilet.

Too many clogs.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

I would hate to have to wear dutch clogs,

wooden shoe?

An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died.

A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.


What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.


^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.

Someone asked me the other day, "What's with those clogs you keep wearing?" I replied,

"Wooden shoe like to know."

Many hands make light work...

but as my friend says, "to many corpses clogs the wood chipper."

Dutch girl

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day.

I phoned her up for a date but she had popped her clogs.

I bet you'd like a pair of clogs

Wooden shoe?


What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

Yo Momma

Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour.

What is the difference between a French letter and a pair of clogs?

You can hear someone coming in a pair of clogs.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

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