Clogs Jokes

Funniest Clogs Short Jokes

Short clogs jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clogs humour may include short clogged jokes also.

1. What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs.
   I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
   Thanks for the gold !
2. What's worse than having diarrhea and a clogged toilet? Nothing, please someone help me out
3. I got so mad at these uncomfortable wooden shoes that I tried to flush them down the toilet. Worst clog ever.
4. After using the bathroom, I accidentally dropped one of my Dutch shoes in the water…. Now there's a clog in the toilet.
5. An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died. A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.
6. I have my own tunnel of love! Other people call it a severely clogged artery, but I don't care.
7. What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper? They both slowly remove clogs.
   ^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.
8. Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
9. Someone asked me the other day, "What's with those clogs you keep wearing?" I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
10. I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong,
    I said "I have a clog in my intestines"
    she responds with "you need to stop eating shoes"

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Clogs One Liners

Which clogs one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clogs? I can suggest the ones about clogged toilet and crocs.

1. Captain's log... ...has clogged the toilet again. He really needs a change of diet.
2. In Holland you aren't allowed to flush children down the toilet. Too many clogs.
3. What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs.
4. What causes a pirate to have a heart attack? Something clogged their arrrrrrteries
5. I would hate to have to wear dutch clogs, wooden shoe?
6. Why don't dogs and cats mix? Their bones clog up the blender.
7. My nose gets clogged and unclogged periodically It's sinusoidal
8. A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein.
9. Why don't Dutchmen use Drano? Because it destroys clogs.
10. Why did the Danish person become a plumber? Because he loves clogs
11. My nose was clogged the other day. A dutch woman kicked me right in the face.
12. Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged
    saw on last comic standing
13. Why shouldn't you let a shoe maker use your bathroom? They'll clog your toilet.
14. I tried to flush a wooden shoe down my toilet. It got clogged.
15. Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Comical & Quirky Clogs Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about clogs you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean plugs jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clogs pranks.