The Best 15 Clogs Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clogs jokes. There are some clogs shoed jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clogs graf puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clogs Jokes and Puns

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
Thanks for the gold !

In Holland you aren't allowed to flush children down the toilet.

Too many clogs.

What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

Clogs.

Clogs joke, What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe?

I would hate to have to wear dutch clogs,

wooden shoe?

An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died.

A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.


What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper?

They both slowly remove clogs.

^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.

Someone asked me the other day, "What's with those clogs you keep wearing?" I replied,

"Wooden shoe like to know."

Clogs joke, Someone asked me the other day, "What's with those clogs you keep wearing?" I replied,

Many hands make light work...

but as my friend says, "to many corpses clogs the wood chipper."

Dutch girl

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

I bet you'd like a pair of clogs

Wooden shoe?

What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common?

They both slowly remove clogs.

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What is the difference between a French letter and a pair of clogs?

You can hear someone coming in a pair of clogs.

I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes the other day.

I phoned her up for a date but she had popped her clogs.

Yo Momma

Yo Momma so fat she clogs up the tunnel even after rush hour.

Why doesn't Asia wear makeup?

Because it clogs its SINGAPORES!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clogs geta jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clogs slipper piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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