Clogged Jokes

• Short Clogged Jokes
• Clogged One Liners
• Clogged Toilet Jokes
• Clogged Drain Jokes
• More Clogged Jokes

Funniest Clogged Short Jokes

Short clogged jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clogged humour may include short clogs jokes also.

1. What do liquid Draino and a Dutch stripper have in common? They both slowly remove clogs.
   I'll see myself out... Hey, at least it was original.
   Thanks for the gold !
2. What's worse than having diarrhea and a clogged toilet? Nothing, please someone help me out
3. I got so mad at these uncomfortable wooden shoes that I tried to flush them down the toilet. Worst clog ever.
4. After using the bathroom, I accidentally dropped one of my Dutch shoes in the water…. Now there's a clog in the toilet.
5. An eccentric dutch inventor whom invented inflatable shoes has died. A member of the family said it was only a matter of time until he popped his clogs.
6. I have my own tunnel of love! Other people call it a severely clogged artery, but I don't care.
7. What's the biggest similarity between a bottle of Draino and a Danish stripper? They both slowly remove clogs.
   ^^They're ^^also ^^both ^^in ^^a ^^barrel ^^in ^^my ^^garage.
8. Dutch girl I met a Dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date but unfortunately she'd popped her clogs.
9. Someone asked me the other day, "What's with those clogs you keep wearing?" I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."
10. I had a stomach ache... My SO asked what's wrong,
    I said "I have a clog in my intestines"
    she responds with "you need to stop eating shoes"

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Clogged One Liners

Which clogged one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clogged? I can suggest the ones about constipated and jammed.

1. Captain's log... ...has clogged the toilet again. He really needs a change of diet.
2. In Holland you aren't allowed to flush children down the toilet. Too many clogs.
3. What's a plumber's least favorite type of shoe? Clogs.
4. What causes a pirate to have a heart attack? Something clogged their arrrrrrteries
5. I would hate to have to wear dutch clogs, wooden shoe?
6. Why don't dogs and cats mix? Their bones clog up the blender.
7. My nose gets clogged and unclogged periodically It's sinusoidal
8. A guy died from arteries clogging. The doctors' efforts were in vein.
9. Why don't Dutchmen use Drano? Because it destroys clogs.
10. Why did the Danish person become a plumber? Because he loves clogs
11. My nose was clogged the other day. A dutch woman kicked me right in the face.
12. Found a wooden shoe in my toilet it was clogged
    saw on last comic standing
13. Why shouldn't you let a shoe maker use your bathroom? They'll clog your toilet.
14. I tried to flush a wooden shoe down my toilet. It got clogged.
15. Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

Clogged Toilet Jokes

Here is a list of funny clogged toilet jokes and even better clogged toilet puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why did the cheese clog the toilet? Because it filled it up with curds!
• Did you hear about the guy who was held legally liable for clogging his friend's toilet? The judge determined that he failed to exercise "doo diligence"
• My toilet got completely clogged... Wooden shoe know it!
• What's the difference between American women and French women? In France the perfect breast will fill a champagne glass. In America it will clog a toilet.
• What always clogged the toilet on the USS Enterprise? Captain's Log
• Clogged the toilet using too much toilet paper. It's not the crime, it's the cover-up
• relief Wife: You clogged the toilet.
  Husband: its your problem now
  Wife: How do you Figure?
  Husband: I have relieved myself of duty.
• Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
• Chuck Norris Clogs the toilet when he pees
• Just clogged up the toilet Wouldn't be the first time

Clogged Drain Jokes

Here is a list of funny clogged drain jokes and even better clogged drain puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The number of times my shower drain has been clogged since my girlfriend has moved out has been zero Also the number of times I've gotten laid since she moved out has also been zero.
• Wife: "I s**... down there. You know what that means..." Husband: "Yeah, the drain is clogged again."
• A girlfriend walks out of the shower and says to her boyfriend, "Honey, I s**... myself down there... Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."

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