Clogged Drain Jokes
4 clogged drain jokes and hilarious clogged drain puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clogged drain that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Clogged Drain Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
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Wife: "I s**... down there. You know what that means..."
Husband: "Yeah, the drain is clogged again."
I was talking to my plumber...
I told him, "Mario, I'm growing a big bushy mustache like yours, so I got this hair trap to prevent the stray mustache hairs from clogging my drain. It's working great, and I'm thinking of keeping the mustache, so I figure maybe I should get some plumbing epoxy and affix the hair trap to the pipes. What do you think?"
My plumber responded, "Listen, if it ain't a-broke..."
The number of times my shower drain has been clogged since my girlfriend has moved out has been zero
Also the number of times I've gotten laid since she moved out has also been zero.
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A girlfriend walks out of the shower and says to her boyfriend, "Honey, I s**.
.. myself down there... Do you know what that means?" The boyfriend says, "Yeah, it means the drain is clogged again."
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