The Best 7 Clog Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clog jokes. There are some clog clot jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clog shoe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clog Jokes and Puns

Why don't dogs and cats mix?

Their bones clog up the blender.

Why shouldn't you let a shoe maker use your bathroom?

They'll clog your toilet.

I had a stomach ache...

My SO asked what's wrong,
I said "I have a clog in my intestines"
she responds with "you need to stop eating shoes"

Why did the cheese clog the toilet?

Because it filled it up with curds!

What's the difference between American women and French women?

In France the perfect breast will fill a champagne glass. In America it will clog a toilet.


What always clogged the toilet on the USS Enterprise?

Captain's Log

Clogged the toilet using too much toilet paper.

It's not the crime, it's the cover-up

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clog curds jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clog pee piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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