Clockwork Jokes

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The Best Clockwork Puns

Everyone in our little town was shocked and horrified that the local butcher got busted for selling drugs.

I had seen Pete once a week like clockwork for over a decade, never even knew he was a butcher.

The inventor of the clockwork radio has died.

It's true, it's not a wind up!

Changing a "C" to a "G" can have fatal consequences...

because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.

My doctor told me that I might be anally retentive

which is funny because I've been crapping like clockwork lately.

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