The Best 6 Clockwork Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clockwork jokes. There are some clockwork rodgers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clockwork wake puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clockwork Jokes and Puns

My grandpa likes to boast that his bodily functions are like clockwork

Now he wasn't always like this so he's been taking extra pride in it:

"everyday I go to sleep at 21 o'clock.then at 5:30 a.m. I take a piss.At 5:45 I have a shit,and at 6 a.m. sharp I wake up."

Regular as clockwork...

Every morning I pee at 6:15AM, then poop at 6:30AM. Problem is I don't wake up until 7AM.

Everyone in our little town was shocked and horrified that the local butcher got busted for selling drugs.

I had seen Pete once a week like clockwork for over a decade, never even knew he was a butcher.

The inventor of the clockwork radio has died.

It's true, it's not a wind up!

Changing a "C" to a "G" can have fatal consequences...

because some Clockwork suddenly turns into a drive-by shooting.


My doctor told me that I might be anally retentive

which is funny because I've been crapping like clockwork lately.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clockwork remedy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clockwork diarrhoea piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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