The Best 8 Clockwise Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clockwise jokes. There are some clockwise spins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clockwise parah puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clockwise Jokes and Puns

Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere?

It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.

In the land of poker, different people had different toilets. The peasants had toilets that flushed clockwise, and the nobles had toilets that flushed counterclockwise. The king had neither.

He had a royal straight flush.

Why do pictures rotated counter clockwise hate giving high fives

Because they're always *left hanging*

A helicopter

There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,"are you going to rotate clockwise?" The pilot says,"yaw"

Why do Chinese people stir their tea clockwise while the Japanese stir it anticlockwise?

To dissolve the sugar.

(Courtesy of my dad)


My father's sister does everything in a roundabout way.

We call her Aunty Clockwise.

When it comes to clockwise...

I am very anti.

How does the watch know what time it is?

It's clockwise

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clockwise wabbits jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clockwise counter piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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