Clockwise Jokes
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Did you know that dogs chase their tails clockwise in the southern hemisphere and counter-clockwise in the northern hemisphere?
It's called the Corgi-olis Effect.
What's the opposite of anti clockwise?
Uncle clockwise
In the land of poker, different people had different toilets. The peasants had toilets that flushed clockwise, and the nobles had toilets that flushed counterclockwise. The king had neither.
He had a royal straight flush.
Why do pictures rotated counter clockwise hate giving high fives
Because they're always *left hanging*
A helicopter
There are two men in a helicopter, the gunner says to the pilot,"are you going to rotate clockwise?" The pilot says,"yaw"
I hate when my massage therapist smears the lotion counter-clockwise.
She really rubs me the wrong way.
Why do Chinese people stir their tea clockwise while the Japanese stir it anticlockwise?
To dissolve the sugar.
(Courtesy of my dad)
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