The Best 21 Cloak Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cloak jokes. There are some cloak deathly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

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Top 10 of the Funniest Cloak Jokes and Puns

President Obama visits the Pentagon...

President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.

A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"

Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."

My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak.

If only they could see me now...

I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size.

It was a narrow "S" cape.

Cloak joke, I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size.

Count Dracula walks into a bar...

and asks the bar man for a cup of boiling water. The bar man quickly returns with the water as requested, and puts it on the bar in front of Dracula. Curious, the bar man says to Dracula "Forgive me, but I thought you vampires only drank blood, what do you want the hot water for?" Dracula takes a used tampon from his cloak pocket. "For making tea, of course" replies Dracula.

My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan

She always wears an invisibility cloak.


Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts

They never saw him coming.

To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak...

You can't run but you can hide

Cloak joke, To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak...

The four horsemen were riding across the world, when Death decided to hit on Pestilence.

He looks over at Pestilence, and with a tip of his cloak, says "M'alady."

I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself clear.

How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black?

He uses dye!

I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak.

I just want to make myself crystal clear.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

Santa's annual check ride

As the sled rotated off the runway, the examiner pulled a double-barreled shotgun from under his cloak and blasted one of the raindeer. He then turned to the perplexed Santa and said "Engine failure on take-off!"

Why does the travelling hobbit always carry his elven cloak?

When he goes to pee in the woods and he brings out his other *precious*, he still gets the feeling that there's someone eyeing him.

You CAN decorate your sofa with pictures of Death in a hooded cloak...

But there will be grim repercussions.

I just bought a half-price cloak of invisibility.

The seller wanted to charge me full price.

I got it for refraction.

Cloak joke, I just bought a half-price cloak of invisibility.

What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military?

Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.

My friends and I were arguing about which of the Deathly Hallows was best: Cloak, Elder Wand or Resurrection Stone.

Upvote for invisibility.

The Wizarding World is real!

Come on dad, you can take the Cloak of Invisibility off now.


What is a Romulan's favorite soft drink?

Cloak 'a cola.

"You don't seem to understand, I'm really putting on a cloak of invisibility!"

"Have I made myself completely clear?"

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