Following is our collection of forgery puns and deathly one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cloak jokes for adults, dirty tightly jokes and clean silk dad gags for kids.
President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.
A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"
Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."
If only they could see me now...
It was a narrow "S" cape.
and asks the bar man for a cup of boiling water. The bar man quickly returns with the water as requested, and puts it on the bar in front of Dracula. Curious, the bar man says to Dracula "Forgive me, but I thought you vampires only drank blood, what do you want the hot water for?" Dracula takes a used tampon from his cloak pocket. "For making tea, of course" replies Dracula.
She always wears an invisibility cloak.
They never saw him coming.
You can't run but you can hide
I just want to make myself clear.
He uses dye!
He kept coming out of no where
I just want to make myself crystal clear.
As the sled rotated off the runway, the examiner pulled a double-barreled shotgun from under his cloak and blasted one of the raindeer. He then turned to the perplexed Santa and said "Engine failure on take-off!"
When he goes to pee in the woods and he brings out his other *precious*, he still gets the feeling that there's someone eyeing him.
But there will be grim repercussions.
Upvote for invisibility.
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
The seller wanted to charge me full price.
I got it for refraction.
"Have I made myself completely clear?"
Cloak 'a cola.
Come on dad, you can take the Cloak of Invisibility off now.
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