Cloak Jokes

Funniest Cloak Short Jokes

Short cloak jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cloak humour may include short coat jokes also.

1. My family branded me as a failure, then I invented an invisibility cloak. If only they could see me now...
2. I almost got killed because my Superman cloak wasn't the correct size. It was a narrow "S" cape.
3. Harry Potter's invisibility cloak was very effective for spying on the women of Hogwarts They never saw him coming.
4. To the person who has stolen my 5 tonne concrete boots and my invisibility cloak... You can't run but you can hide
5. The four horsemen were riding across the world, when Death decided to hit on Pestilence. He looks over at Pestilence, and with a tip of his cloak, says "M'alady."
6. I must say that I completely support scientists working on discovering a real invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself clear.
7. To a disabled person in a wheelchair, who stole my invisibility cloak: You can hide, but you can't run!
8. I absolutely, unequivocally support any and all scientific efforts to create a real, working invisibility cloak. I just want to make myself crystal clear.
9. Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak? He kept coming out of no where
10. Why does the travelling hobbit always carry his elven cloak? When he goes to pee in the woods and he brings out his other *precious*, he still gets the feeling that there's someone eyeing him.

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Cloak One Liners

Which cloak one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cloak? I can suggest the ones about wrapper and masked.

1. My girlfriend is a huge Harry Potter fan She always wears an invisibility cloak.
2. How does the Grim Reaper keep his cloak so black? He uses dye!
3. The Wizarding World is real! Come on dad, you can take the Cloak of Invisibility off now.
4. What is a Romulan's favorite soft drink? Cloak 'a cola.

Invisibility Cloak Jokes

Here is a list of funny invisibility cloak jokes and even better invisibility cloak puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I just bought a half-price cloak of invisibility. The seller wanted to charge me full price.
  I got it for refraction.
• What does the scientist say when asked if Invisibility Cloak will be applicated by the military? Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
• My friends and I were arguing about which of the Deathly Hallows was best: Cloak, Elder Wand or Resurrection Stone. Upvote for invisibility.
• "You don't seem to understand, I'm really putting on a cloak of invisibility!" "Have I made myself completely clear?"
• Hermione Granger: What can I wear that won't make me look fat? Ronald Weasley: An invisibility cloak

Happy Cloak Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about cloak you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robe jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cloak pranks.