Following is our collection of funny Cloak jokes. There are some cloak deathly jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cloak silk puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
President Obama visits the Pentagon to test out the latest in military technology.
A scientist says to him "We have two projects that we are very proud of. One is a powered exoskeleton and the other is an invisibility cloak. Which would you like to try first?"
Obama replies, "Uh, let me be clear."
If only they could see me now...
It was a narrow "S" cape.
and asks the bar man for a cup of boiling water. The bar man quickly returns with the water as requested, and puts it on the bar in front of Dracula. Curious, the bar man says to Dracula "Forgive me, but I thought you vampires only drank blood, what do you want the hot water for?" Dracula takes a used tampon from his cloak pocket. "For making tea, of course" replies Dracula.
She always wears an invisibility cloak.
They never saw him coming.
You can't run but you can hide
He looks over at Pestilence, and with a tip of his cloak, says "M'alady."
I just want to make myself clear.
He uses dye!
I just want to make myself crystal clear.
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He kept coming out of no where
As the sled rotated off the runway, the examiner pulled a double-barreled shotgun from under his cloak and blasted one of the raindeer. He then turned to the perplexed Santa and said "Engine failure on take-off!"
When he goes to pee in the woods and he brings out his other *precious*, he still gets the feeling that there's someone eyeing him.
But there will be grim repercussions.
The seller wanted to charge me full price.
I got it for refraction.
Yes, but you won't see it any time soon.
Upvote for invisibility.
Come on dad, you can take the Cloak of Invisibility off now.
Cloak 'a cola.
"Have I made myself completely clear?"
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