Clit Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clit jokes. There are some clit minge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clit perineum puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Ridiculous Clit Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter

What do you call a female turtle?

A clitortoise.

What genre consists of erotic novels?

Cliterature

What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia?

A clitortise

Women send Clitpics too.

But guys just can't seem to find them.

2 morticians are standing by the coffee machine

"Man, you wont believe what I experienced today. I had a woman with a clitorus like a pickle" says one of them.

"What?!" says the other one "That big?!"

"No," says the man "That sour"

My wife asked me if I had heard that female dolphins have clitorises that are very similar to humans.

I asked her why she was telling me this.

She replied, "Do you think God did that on porpoise?"

If you have sex with someone you're not related to...

You're called a clitourist. If it's someone you're related to then you're a clitizen.

What do you call a bi-curious woman?

A clitourist.

Sex puns? I love them!!!

Quite clitorally

A Man Looking for a Job

There's a man desperately looking for a job, but he doesn't know how to spell. No one will hire him. One boss says ''Look I'll hire you if you learn how to spell properly. The man goes away, he spends weeks and weeks learning how to spell.

Finally he comes back. The boss says ''Okay, you have three attempts, spell clitoris''. The man says ''K-L-I-T-O''. ''No, no, no, you have two more attempts. The man tries again ''K-L-I-''. No, no you have one more go, now come on. The man thinks for a while okay ''I think I have it , K-'' No. no. no. The man says ''Ah Jaysus and I had it on the tip of my tongue there last night.

If a man uses pickup lines on a girl...

Would you call it Clitbait?

A new lesbian chat site

Clitter

Did you hear that the Soviets are updating their sex ed programs?

I hear that it is planned to be implemented by the nomenclitoris.

My favorite dinosaur

My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes

Credit goes to comedian Etta May.

Which dinosaur will never be discovered?

The Clitaurus

There was actually a dinosaur called the clitorisaurus

You haven't heard of it because no one can find it

What currency is preferred by hookers these days?

clitcoin

Whats is a virgin in bed with his first girl called?

A clitourist

How to be funny *NOT CLITPAI*

What do you call a hypocritical Chinese woman?

A hypoclit.

What do you call the dry crystal stuff you find in a girls panties?

Clitty-litter

What do call the stuff you find at the bottom of a girl's panties?

Clitty-litter.

I met a Hippo in Los Angeles wearing fishnets and a tank top

She referred to herself as a Hungry Hungry Clitpo

What do you call the white residue in women's underwear?

Clitty litter

So What Do You Call A...

What do you call a guy that bangs two chicks at once?

A Clit-Tourist!

What do you call a contradicting feminist?

A hippoclit

What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur?

Her clitosaurus...

Are you gay? No, i like rice

Clitorice

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