Ridiculous Clit Jokes to Spark Fun and Laughter
What do you call a female turtle?
A clitortoise.
What genre consists of erotic novels?
Cliterature
What do you get when you mix a turtle and female genitalia?
A clitortise
Women send Clitpics too.
But guys just can't seem to find them.
2 morticians are standing by the coffee machine
"Man, you wont believe what I experienced today. I had a woman with a clitorus like a pickle" says one of them.
"What?!" says the other one "That big?!"
"No," says the man "That sour"
My wife asked me if I had heard that female dolphins have clitorises that are very similar to humans.
I asked her why she was telling me this.
She replied, "Do you think God did that on porpoise?"
If you have sex with someone you're not related to...
You're called a clitourist. If it's someone you're related to then you're a clitizen.
What do you call a bi-curious woman?
A clitourist.
Sex puns? I love them!!!
Quite clitorally
A Man Looking for a Job
There's a man desperately looking for a job, but he doesn't know how to spell. No one will hire him. One boss says ''Look I'll hire you if you learn how to spell properly. The man goes away, he spends weeks and weeks learning how to spell.
Finally he comes back. The boss says ''Okay, you have three attempts, spell clitoris''. The man says ''K-L-I-T-O''. ''No, no, no, you have two more attempts. The man tries again ''K-L-I-''. No, no you have one more go, now come on. The man thinks for a while okay ''I think I have it , K-'' No. no. no. The man says ''Ah Jaysus and I had it on the tip of my tongue there last night.
If a man uses pickup lines on a girl...
Would you call it Clitbait?
A new lesbian chat site
Clitter
Did you hear that the Soviets are updating their sex ed programs?
I hear that it is planned to be implemented by the nomenclitoris.
My favorite dinosaur
My favorite dinosaur is the Clitorous, its is the smallest of the dinosaurs, it is also hard to find because it likes to hide in the bushes
Credit goes to comedian Etta May.
Which dinosaur will never be discovered?
The Clitaurus
There was actually a dinosaur called the clitorisaurus
You haven't heard of it because no one can find it
What currency is preferred by hookers these days?
clitcoin
Whats is a virgin in bed with his first girl called?
A clitourist
How to be funny *NOT CLITPAI*
What do you call a hypocritical Chinese woman?
A hypoclit.
What do you call the dry crystal stuff you find in a girls panties?
Clitty-litter
What do call the stuff you find at the bottom of a girl's panties?
Clitty-litter.
I met a Hippo in Los Angeles wearing fishnets and a tank top
She referred to herself as a Hungry Hungry Clitpo
What do you call the white residue in women's underwear?
Clitty litter
So What Do You Call A...
What do you call a guy that bangs two chicks at once?
A Clit-Tourist!
What do you call a contradicting feminist?
A hippoclit
What's the most sensitive part on a female dinosaur?
Her clitosaurus...
Are you gay? No, i like rice
Clitorice
