Clippings Jokes

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The Best Clippings Puns

Why are aliens green?

Because of the lawn clippings!

You're crouched over mike Tyson picking grass clippings off of his body

You're doing the kneel, de-grass Tyson.

Why did the muslim man eat grass clippings?

It was grass Allah mowed

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