The Best 5 Clippers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clippers jokes. There are some clippers adhesive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clippers caesars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clippers Jokes and Puns

I told my hairdresser to make me look sexy.

She put down the hair clippers and started drinking.

I don't understand why Steve Ballmer spent so much money on the Clippers.

He doesn't even have hair.

Why do Lakers fans trim their nails with scissors?

Because they hate Clippers.

Quick question

Do clippers games count as sold out if the stadium is three fifths full?

What do these things have in common; chapstick, pencils, pens, hair ties, nail clippers, and socks?

They all almost never lose a game of hide and seek.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clippers wig jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clippers playoffs piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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