Clippers Jokes

Following is our collection of hamper puns and adhesive one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clippers jokes for adults, dirty shave jokes and clean caesars dad gags for kids.

The Best Clippers Puns

I don't understand why Steve Ballmer spent so much money on the Clippers.

He doesn't even have hair.

Why do Lakers fans trim their nails with scissors?

Because they hate Clippers.

Quick question

Do clippers games count as sold out if the stadium is three fifths full?

What do these things have in common; chapstick, pencils, pens, hair ties, nail clippers, and socks?

They all almost never lose a game of hide and seek.

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