The Best 4 Clipboard Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clipboard jokes. There are some clipboard frantically jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clipboard desktop puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clipboard Jokes and Puns

A patient walks into a doctor's office...

...seeking a prescription, and he can't help but notice that the doctor's writing on his clipboard with a rectal thermometer.

Not wanting to be rude, the man speaks up politely, "Uh, doc', not tryna' be impolite, but you're writing with a rectal thermometer."

The doctor pulls up his glasses, looks at the thermometer and replies, "Ah, some asshole's got my pen."

[NSFW] My sister asked me for something hard to write on.

I gave her a clipboard. I'm such a nice brother.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap..

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap. The man says to the shrink, "Sir, I need you to evaluate me." The psychiatrist looks up from his clipboard, sighs, and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

I was walking through a harbour.....

When a man in a suit with a clipboard told me they were having a sale on boats.

Well obviously. How else would a boat work if it didn't have a sail?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clipboard paperclip jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clipboard suddenly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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