Clipboard Jokes

Following is our collection of ctrl puns and frantically one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clipboard jokes for adults, dirty sir jokes and clean desktop dad gags for kids.

The Best Clipboard Puns

A patient walks into a doctor's office...

...seeking a prescription, and he can't help but notice that the doctor's writing on his clipboard with a rectal thermometer.

Not wanting to be rude, the man speaks up politely, "Uh, doc', not tryna' be impolite, but you're writing with a rectal thermometer."

The doctor pulls up his glasses, looks at the thermometer and replies, "Ah, some asshole's got my pen."

[NSFW] My sister asked me for something hard to write on.

I gave her a clipboard. I'm such a nice brother.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap..

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap. The man says to the shrink, "Sir, I need you to evaluate me." The psychiatrist looks up from his clipboard, sighs, and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

I was walking through a harbour.....

When a man in a suit with a clipboard told me they were having a sale on boats.

Well obviously. How else would a boat work if it didn't have a sail?

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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