The Best 34 Clip Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clip jokes. There are some clip neurons jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clip blank puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clip Jokes and Puns

You know, studies show that keeping a ladder inside the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

That's why I own ten guns. In case some maniac tries to sneak in a ladder!

^(Source: Gravity Falls. Can't find a good clip of the moment)

People with Bluetooth headsets need a clip round the ear!

Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

Clip joke, Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

What makes the sound 'Clip clop bang clip clop'?

An Amish drive-by

clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG clip clop clip clop

Amish drive-by shooting.

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

"Stop. Police."

What goes "clip clip BANG"

What goes, "Clip clop clip clop clip clop clip clop BANG BANG clip clop clip clop clip clop..."

An Amish drive-by shooting.

Clip joke, What goes "clip clip BANG"

Horseshoes look more like sandals than shoes...

They should be called Clip Clops.

I just clipped the worst ingrown toe-nail...

It was a feet.

how to keep all your work you've typed up in microsoft word.

you need a paper clip and a chainsaw to tell clippy to stop telling me to turn all caps.

What do you call a Paper Clip that is not used for paper?


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Youve heard of a dine-and-dash, but what's it called when you're getting a haircut?

A clip and dip.

Why are YouTuber's so unhyginic?

They cannot clip their huge thumbnail.

What wouldn't MacGyver be able to escape from using a paper clip?

A desk job

Time to clip my toenails

There's no talon when i'll cut em

What did the paper clip say?

It looks like you're writing unsubstantiated nonsense. Would you like to turn on all caps?

Clip joke, What did the paper clip say?

Why was Clippy let go from Microsoft?

He got bent out of shape when they threatened to replace him, and just couldn't hold anything together.

As I passed the doobie to Dave, I pondered thoughtfully, "Why is a roach clip called a roach clip?"

As Dave inhaled, he wheezed, "Because potholder was already taken..."

Watched a YouTube clip staring a special needs comedian

I wanted to post below about how inspiring it was but it said, "comments are disabled" [True story]

I like to play russian roulette...

with only one bullet in the clip.

I just had to clip my nails...

They were getting out of hand.

WARNING: if you see links offering a free clip of the new Nickelback album DO NOT CLICK!!!!! It links to a free clip of the new Nickelback album!!!



What music do horses listen to?

Clip Clop.

Clippy is in need of help as he is at a clift about to fall and the man says:

Would you like help?

My girlfriend: Oh baby I want you to tease me.

Me: Plays three seconds of the SpongeBob Sweet Victory clip.

My Girlfriend: Oooh you dirty tease!

Remember that audio clip that went viral?

The one where different people heard different a word? Well, the person who discovered that clip hasn't found another internet sensation since. Guess you could say they're resting on their Yannys.

What goes clippity-clop bang, clippity-clop bang, clippity-clop bang?

An Amish drive by.

What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang bang clip clop clip clop

An Amish drive by shooting

I'm going to have to clip my finger nails soon...

There getting out of hand

What goes clip clop clip clop bang bang?

An amish drive-by shooting

Meanwhile, in Pennsylvania

Q. What goes "Clip, Clop, Clip, Clop, BANG!! ClipClopClipClopClipClopClipClop"

A. An Amish drive-by shooting

I keep seeing clips from An Inconvenient Truth on my YouTube homepage...

Must just be the Al Gore-ithim

A guy walked into a crowded bar waving his

unholstered pistol and yelled "I have a 45 Caliber Colt 1911 with a seven round clip plus one in the chamber and I want to know who has been sleeping with my wife."
A voice from the back of the room called out "you need more ammo!"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clip paperclip jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clip footage piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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