They wanted an expert on dropping the ball at the last second.
He reminded her that Nelson Mandela wasn't elected President until after he had served 27 years in prison.
I did and we do.
She says the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth
Not a political post, I just love to travel
Trump, Obama, Clinton, and Bush decided to have a sprinting race to see who's the fastest
Trump went first and he ran from the start to the finish line in 23:34 minutes
Clinton went second and got 15:28 minutes
Obama went after and did 10 minutes, thinking he may have won, Obama is fairly optimistic
Until Bush did 9:11
That is the joke. There's no punchline here.
Donald Trump has labelled Hillary Clinton "disgusting" for taking a bathroom break during the debate. Trump himself never has to go to the bathroom, as the shit just comes straight out of his mouth.
Nelson Mandela became President after 27 years in prison.
Sorry it was supposed to say Female but the emale got deleted.
I didn't say female because someone deleted the emale.
....Like the words President Bush.
Because orange is the new black.
But I spent $534 million less than Hillary Clinton to not become President.
There's an administrative mix up in purgatory and the Pope is sent to Hell and Clinton to Heaven.
After 20 minutes the mistake is discovered and the mistake rectified. As they're heading down the escalator Clinton down, the Pope up, the pope says to Clinton "I'm really looking forward to meeting the virgin Mary".
To which Clinton replies "You're about five minutes too late"
1 for 2008, 1 for 2016
Oops. I meant female but the emale got deleted
An acronym stands for something
She says "sure"... and goes in there. Bill Clinton unzips his pants and pulls out his little Billy.
Monica says "That's not a clock".
To which Bill replies "It is if you put two hands and a face on it".
Because he lost his whoremonica
I wrote female, but apparently someone deleted the email
I'll be home in 20 minutes
any second now
She isn't getting paid for it
Society
"I will not vote for Hillary Clinton. The last Clinton Presidency left a very bad taste in my mouth."
So quiet you can hear an email being deleted
Can I have a different server?
If Clinton wins the election, I'm leaving the country.
This isn't a political post; I just want to travel.
They ask the bartender, "What have you got?"
The bartender points to two taps.
They say, "What? That's it?! We don't like either of those choices!"
The bartender says, "Now you know how I feel."
"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"
Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.
"Hey!" Trump interrupts, "Is she allowed to just steal my answer like that??"
He's carrying a pig under each arm. A marine who's there to greet him says, "Nice pigs, sir!" Clinton responds, "Thank you! I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." The marine replies, "Nice trade, sir!"
That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline.
Since no one can get over her...
Bill Clinton, George W. Bush and George Washington are on a sinking ship.
As the boat sinks, George Washington shouts, "Save the women!"
George W. Bush hollers, "Screw the women!"
Bill Clinton asks excitedly, "Do we have time?"
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