The Best 36 Clint Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Clint jokes. There are some clint saloon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
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Top 10 of the Funniest Clint Jokes and Puns
Why don't the Clintons like Jehovah's Witnesses?
The Clintons don't like ANY witn
Clint Eastwood, the Pope, and Yoda walk into the bar...
It was at this point I realized I had done WAY too many tequila shots.
Clint Eastwood.
Clint Eastwood just broke every chair in his house.
Clinton on the Titanic
Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.
The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.
Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."
Nixon goes: "Screw the women!"
Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time!?"
Why did god create Clint Eastwood?
Because even Chuck Norris needs a worst nightmare.
Old Clinton joke
President Clinton is visiting his home state of Arkansas and picks up two razorback pigs from a local breeder.
As he's walking onto Air Force one with a pig under each arm he asks to the marine saluting him, "you ever see such beautiful creatures in your whole life?" ... "No sir, I have not. If I may ask, sir, why did you get the pigs?" Clinton responds, "well I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." ... "Excellent trade sir!!"
Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin.
Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."
What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class?
Go ahead, bake my clay.
*walks away slowly*
What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction?
Clint Southwood
So Clinton won 6 out of 6 coin tosses in Iowa?
I guess all the money really is behind her!
Clinton, Sanders, Trump and Cruz are having lunch together...
and they're discussing why each thinks they'll win.
"I have the support of women and minorities" says Clinton. "I have the support of intellectuals" says Sanders "I have the support of the average american tired of politics as usual" says Trump.
Cruz just smiles..."I have the support of the people in charge of programming the electronic voting machines"
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How can you tell when Clinton is lying?
Her lips are moving.
Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she.
If Clinton wins presidency, who will be First Lady?
Monica Lewinsky
What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning?
"Go Ahead Make My Day"
Clinton is so desperate to make her image more like Bernie...
He's old so she has to get a Kaine
Clinton is so crooked...
She needs a Kaine for support.
(Credit to: /u/medically)
I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies
Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose
How are Clinton scandals like Pokémon?
You'll never catch 'em all!
Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer
But Bush had the Twins go down on him.
If Clinton is elected president...
It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other...
What's Clint Eastwoods favourite make of car?
Audi, partner.
Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them.
Trump: …but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them.
A Clinton presidency is like an iPhone 7.
I really don't want an iPhone 7, but I'll probably end up with one anyway.
Who often shoots in the wrong direction?
Clint Westwood
The Clinton Problem
The Clintons are always in trouble because neither one of them can control their weiners...
The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife.
They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids.
If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis!
If you smoke, you have to say "I did not inhale"
and if you do edibles, you have to say "I did not swallow"
Clinton is MY president!
His second term is about to end but I truly loved his presidency
-Sent from internet explorer
Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business?
He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
How do you know the Clinton campaign didn't use Cambridge Analytica?
The whistleblower is still alive.
Clinton and Trump are drowning in a pond.
You can save only one of them. What kind of sandwich do you make?
What's Clint Eastwood's favourite line to use when hunting skunks?
You feelin' lucky, skunk?
TIL Captain Sullenberger wasn't happy with Clint Eastwood's movie about him.
He said it sullied his name.
What would Clint Eastwood be called if he was Japanese?
Clint Fareastwood
The Clintons at President Reagan's funeral
I don't know if any of you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you might've noticed Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.
Reagan, who never missed the opportunity for a good one-liner, raised his head out of the casket and said I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together
Clinton and Pence
You know both sides of the aisle are more alike then you think. Both Clinton and Pence had issues with their flies...
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