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Popular Clint Short Jokes

Short clint jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clint humour may include short saloon jokes also.

  1. Clint Eastwood, the Pope, and Yoda walk into the bar... It was at this point I realized I had done WAY too many tequila shots.
  2. Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."
  3. What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay.
    *walks away slowly*
  4. Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
  5. I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose
  6. TIL Captain Sullenberger wasn't happy with Clint Eastwood's movie about him. He said it sullied his name.
  7. What's Clint Eastwood's favourite line to use when hunting skunks? You feelin' lucky, skunk?

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Clint One Liners

Which clint one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clint? I can suggest the ones about clint eastwood and horse.

  1. I've decided I want a pet termite. I'm going to call him Clint. Clint Eatswood
  2. What do you call a cowboy with erectile dysfunction? Clint Southwood
  3. What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? "Go Ahead Make My Day"
  4. Who often shoots in the wrong direction? Clint Westwood
  5. What's Clint Eastwoods favourite make of car? Audi, partner.
  6. Why did god create Clint Eastwood? Because even Chuck Norris needs a worst nightmare.
  7. What would Clint Eastwood be called if he was Japanese? Clint Fareastwood
  8. Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood just broke every chair in his house.
  9. What do you call Clint Eastwood's mistress? Grip Eas'-wood!
  10. i just bought a b**... and named him clint... Clint eatswood

Clint joke, i just bought a b**... and named him clint...

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about clint can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of clint puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Cheeky Clint Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle

What funny jokes about clint you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean cowboy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make clint prank.

The Clintons snuck out of Secret Service and spent a weekend driving around like in the good ol' days

They stop at a gas station and the owner, it turns out, is Hillary's high school boyfriend. After exchanging pleasantries they drive away and Bill says "See, if you'd married him, you'd be married to a gas station owner".
Hillary responds "No, Bill, if I'd married him, he'd become the President of the United States".

Clinton on the Titanic

Reagan, Nixon and Clinton are on the Titanic.
The ship hits the iceberg and sinks slowly.
Everybody starts screaming, panicking, etc.
Reagan shouts: "Women and children first."
Nixon goes: "Screw the women!"
Clinton replies: "Do you think we have time!?"

The Clintons at President Reagan's f**...

I don't know if any of you watched the memorial service for Ronald Reagan, but if you did, you might've noticed Bill and Hillary were both dozing off.
Reagan, who never missed the opportunity for a good one-liner, raised his head out of the casket and said I see the Clintons are finally sleeping together

H. Clinton and D. Trump are in a boat, the boat springs a leak, who is saved?

The United States of America

Clinton, Sanders, Trump and Cruz are having lunch together...

and they're discussing why each thinks they'll win.
"I have the support of women and minorities" says Clinton. "I have the support of intellectuals" says Sanders "I have the support of the average american tired of politics as usual" says Trump.
Cruz just smiles..."I have the support of the people in charge of programming the electronic voting machines"

The Clinton Foundation is like my ex-wife.

They keep 94% of the money and still don't feed the kids.

How can you tell when Clinton is lying?

Her lips are moving.
Yeah, it's an old joke but then again, so is she.

How are Clinton scandals like Pokémon?

You'll never catch 'em all!

Old Clinton joke

President Clinton is visiting his home state of Arkansas and picks up two razorback pigs from a local breeder.
As he's walking onto Air Force one with a pig under each arm he asks to the marine saluting him, "you ever see such beautiful creatures in your whole life?" ... "No sir, I have not. If I may ask, sir, why did you get the pigs?" Clinton responds, "well I got one for Hillary and one for Chelsea." ... "Excellent trade sir!!"

Clinton and Pence

You know both sides of the aisle are more alike then you think. Both Clinton and Pence had issues with their flies...

Clinton to Trump: Release your tax returns! I have never seen them.

Trump: …but I emailed them to you. Of course you've never seen them.

Clinton is so crooked...

She needs a Kaine for support.
(Credit to: /u/medically)

Why don't the Clintons like Jehovah's Witnesses?

The Clintons don't like ANY witn

Clinton and Trump are drowning in a pond.

You can save only one of them. What kind of sandwich do you make?

If Clinton is elected president...

It will be the first time two presidents slept with each other...

Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer

But Bush had the Twins go down on him.

How do you know the Clinton campaign didn't use Cambridge Analytica?

The whistleblower is still alive.

If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis!

If you smoke, you have to say "I did not inhale"
and if you do edibles, you have to say "I did not s**..."

Clint joke, If Clinton gets elected, federal employees will be LEGALLY allowed to consume cannabis!

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