Clint Eastwood Jokes

Funniest Clint Eastwood Short Jokes

Short clint eastwood jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clint eastwood humour may include short old cowboy jokes also.

1. Clint Eastwood, the Pope, and Yoda walk into the bar... It was at this point I realized I had done WAY too many tequila shots.
2. Clint Eastwood should do a movie where he is a crotchety old sysadmin. Then we could have the line: "Get off my LAN."
3. What did Clint Eastwood say before firing up the ceramic bowl he made in pottery class? Go ahead, bake my clay.
   *walks away slowly*
4. Why Would Clint Eastwood be Bad at Restructuring a Business? He can't remember if he fired 5 or 6.
5. I Like My Vaginas Like My Two Favorite Clint Eastwood Movies Dirty Harry and Every Which Way but Loose
6. TIL Captain Sullenberger wasn't happy with Clint Eastwood's movie about him. He said it sullied his name.
7. What's Clint Eastwood's favourite line to use when hunting skunks? You feelin' lucky, skunk?

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Clint Eastwood One Liners

Which clint eastwood one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clint eastwood? I can suggest the ones about eric clapton and wild west.

1. What does Clint Eastwood say to God every morning? "Go Ahead Make My Day"
2. What's Clint Eastwoods favourite make of car? Audi, partner.
3. Why did god create Clint Eastwood? Because even Chuck Norris needs a worst nightmare.
4. What would Clint Eastwood be called if he was Japanese? Clint Fareastwood
5. Clint Eastwood. Clint Eastwood just broke every chair in his house.
   
6. What do you call Clint Eastwood's mistress? Grip Eas'-wood!

Hilarious Clint Eastwood Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about clint eastwood you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cowboy jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clint eastwood pranks.