Clinically Jokes

Following is our collection of doc puns and therapeutic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clinically jokes for adults, dirty medically jokes and clean therapy dad gags for kids.

The Best Clinically Puns

When cops arrest a clinically insane person...

...are they busting a nut?

I know 3 people who are clinically insane:

Me.

I know five people who are clinically insane...

I'm two of them.

I'm going to start a charity for the clinically insane.

Gonna call it "Fundamental"

I like how when people in the Bible, like Noah, hear voices, it's "God speaking to them"

But when I hear voices I'm "Clinically insane"


Playing doctors and nurses with the wife in the bedroom last night didn't go very well.

Especially when I diagnosed her as clinically obese.

New frightening study released statistic that as much as 25% of Women are diagnosed clinically insane

Especially frightening because that means there is 75% walking around undiagnosed

Doctors & patients role-play in bed with the wife last night didn't end well

Things took a turn for the worse when her diagnosis came back "clinically obese".

how do you tell the difference between a psychiatrist and an evil mad scientist?

you can't! you're clinically insane!

What did the mother give to her clinically obese newborn baby?

A wide birth

Never ask google for medical advice..

Ive gone from a mild headache to clinically dead in 3 clicks.


The urgent care center in town was torn down...

...it was clinically depressed

When cops arrest a clinically insane person…

My primary physician is really great

She's clinically acclaimed

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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