The Best 11 Clinical Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clinical jokes. There are some clinical manic jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clinical trials puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clinical Jokes and Puns

Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression.

What a sad state of affairs.

The vaccine conspiracy

Linda had a heart attack and was brought to the emergency room while in clinical death. The doctors managed to revive her, but during her coma she saw a bright light and God appeared to her. She asked him:

"Tell me, God, is it true that vaccines could cause autism?"

"No, autism is a condition that develops during pregnancy"

After getting well, she met her friends and told them about her experience:

"Girls, I have awful news: the conspiracy goes way higher than we've thought"

What idiot decided to call it randomized clinical trial with placebo

And not trick or treatment

Clinical joke, What idiot decided to call it  randomized clinical trial with placebo

What is long, hard to handle and keeps her up all night?

Clinical Depression

Why was the clown crying?

Clinical depression


A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face" the horse replies

"I have clinical depression"

What do you call a cantaloupe with clinical depression?

Melon-choly

Clinical joke, What do you call a cantaloupe with clinical depression?

So I was part of a double blind clinical study...

So I was a part of a double blind clinical study of the effects of sugar pills on patients. Little did I know, I was part of the placebo group and was given Xanax.

I heard Stevie Wonder took part in a clinical trial....

He was the double blind

How do you cure clinical depression?

you walk out of the clinic

What is a clinical trial done in October called?

a trick or treatment.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clinical memory clinic jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clinical veterinary clinic piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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