Clinical Jokes

Funniest Clinical Short Jokes

Short clinical jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clinical humour may include short medical jokes also.

1. I accidentally locked my key in my car in front of an abortion clinic... They gave me the dirtiest look when I went in and asked to borrow a coathanger.
2. I just found out there's a clinical diagnosis for when you can't sleep and so you spend the whole night eating. It's called insomnomnomnomnia.
3. My uncle runs a clinic inside a hotel in Spain He come out late at night to ring people's doorbells.
   
   Because nobody suspects The Spanish Inn Physician
4. An unemployed engineer opens a clinic... He soon goes out of business, since the field is over saturated due to all the unemployed engineers opening clinics recently.
5. My friend is quitting his job at the erectile dysfunction clinic... He hasn't gotten a raise in years.
6. A Saudi woman in a doctor's clinic. Doctor: Mrs Saud there's a good news for you.
   Woman: Excuse me, it's Miss Saud not Mrs Saud.
   Doctor: Miss Saud there's a bad news for you.
7. Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.
8. The line "Do you come here often?" Has a zero percent success rate at the abortion clinic.
9. The Testicular Cancer Clinic called me and said, Did you get our email? I said No . They said, Maybe you should check your junk.
10. Best way to answer a call: Mario's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic: Your Loss is Our Sauce self.Jokes

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Clinical One Liners

Which clinical one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clinical? I can suggest the ones about trial and scientific.

1. When cops arrest a clinically insane person... ...are they busting a nut?
2. I finally found out what they call the vacuum at the abortion clinic Woomba
3. I love volunteering at the AIDS clinic. Everybody is so positive.
4. I'm going to start an abortion clinic... ...called "Don't Kid Yourself."
5. I thought of a great name for an abortion clinic... How about 'Birth Ctrl+Z' ?
6. I know 3 people who are clinically insane: Me.
7. Tried going to the obesity clinic before work today. But the queue was enormous.
8. A patient broke out of an amputation clinic! Don't worry, hes unarmed
9. Two thieves walk into an amputee clinic. "Everybody put your hand up!"
10. A sign at the fertility clinic. Please wait to be seeded.
11. What is long, hard to handle and keeps her up all night? Clinical Depression
12. Pro Life Tip PLT : Avoid Abortion Clinics
13. I went to the haemorrhoid clinic yesterday It was really busy, standing room only.
14. Why did the clinic go out of business? Because the doctors had no patience.
15. What do you call a Muslim abortion clinic? Counter-terrorism

Clinical Trial Jokes

Here is a list of funny clinical trial jokes and even better clinical trial puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I heard Stevie Wonder took part in a clinical trial.... He was the double blind
• What is a clinical trial done in October called? a trick or treatment.
• What do you call a clinical trial when it's doubtful that it will work? A cynical trial.

Clinical Research Jokes

Here is a list of funny clinical research jokes and even better clinical research puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• They do surprisingly little BLT research at The Mayo Clinic.

Uproarious Clinical Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time

What funny jokes about clinical you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean experimental jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clinical pranks.