Clingy Jokes

28 clingy jokes and hilarious clingy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about clingy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Are you in a relationship with a clingy girlfriend? Check out these obnoxious, slimy and funny jokes to lighten the mood. Learn how to handle an overly attached partner with a few clever tongue-in-cheek zingers.

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Funniest Clingy Short Jokes

Short clingy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The clingy humour may include short stingy jokes also.

  1. Why are storm troopers so clingy? Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
  2. I like my women like I like my plastic wrap. Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested.
  3. What the difference between your mom and washing machine The washing machine doesn't get clingy after I drop a load in it.
  4. What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women? Sorry for blowing your phone up.
  5. Sigmund Freud in a slam battle: "Yo' mamma's so neglectful, you struggle to maintain relationships with women because they view you as overly attached and clingy."
  6. Are you afraid of the dark? Just sing the opening line to "The Sound of Silence." Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room.

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Clingy One Liners

Which clingy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with clingy? I can suggest the ones about selfish and nosy.

  1. Why was the mortgage so clingy? It hated being alone.
  2. Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend? He's super clingy.
  3. What do you call an extremely clingy alien? A personal space invader.
  4. What do you call a clingy, moody scientist? A dependent variable
  5. I Broke Up With My Girlfriend, Sara N. Wrap. She was too clingy.
  6. My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places... Like home. Go home.
  7. Why are Filipino people so clingy? Because they always Tagalog.
  8. Man, some toys are so clingy They never seem to Lego
  9. I had to break up with my octopus girlfriend... She was too clingy
  10. Why does Velcro have very few friends? Because people thought he was clingy.
  11. A man has a clingy girlfriend... So he gets a job as an astronaut to get some space
  12. I've learned I should never date a girl named Ivy.. She would be much too clingy.
  13. What do you call clingy ex-girlfriends? You don't.
    It only encourages them.
  14. Why did I break up with my spare change? It was too clingy

Clingy joke, Why did I break up with my spare change?

Great Clingy Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about clingy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean obsessive jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make clingy pranks.

Clingy joke, Why does Velcro have very few friends?