Clingy Jokes

Following is our collection of slimy puns and stickiest one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clingy jokes for adults, dirty needy jokes and clean relationship dad gags for kids.

The Best Clingy Puns

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why was the mortgage so clingy?

It hated being alone.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

I like my women like I like my plastic wrap.

Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested.

What do you call a clingy, moody scientist?

A dependent variable


My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places...

Like home. Go home.

What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Sorry for blowing your phone up.

Man, some toys are so clingy

They never seem to Lego

I had to break up with my octopus girlfriend...

She was too clingy

Sigmund Freud in a slam battle:

"Yo' mamma's so neglectful, you struggle to maintain relationships with women because they view you as overly attached and clingy."

Why does Velcro have very few friends?

Because people thought he was clingy.


Why are Filipino people so clingy?

Because they always Tagalog.

Are you afraid of the dark?

Just sing the opening line to "The Sound of Silence." Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room.

A man has a clingy girlfriend...

So he gets a job as an astronaut to get some space

There is an abundance of gooey jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes and clingy puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any possessive witze you can hear about clingy.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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