The Best 14 Clingy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clingy jokes. There are some clingy stickiest jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clingy relationship puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clingy Jokes and Puns

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Why was the mortgage so clingy?

It hated being alone.

Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

He's super clingy.

Clingy joke, Why is Spider-Man a bad boyfriend?

I like my women like I like my plastic wrap.

Clingy, easy to handle, and microwave and freezer tested.

What do you call a clingy, moody scientist?

A dependent variable


My girlfriend might be a bit clingy, but she sure is going places...

Like home. Go home.

What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Sorry for blowing your phone up.

Clingy joke, What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Man, some toys are so clingy

They never seem to Lego

I had to break up with my octopus girlfriend...

She was too clingy

Why are Filipino people so clingy?

Because they always Tagalog.

Why does Velcro have very few friends?

Because people thought he was clingy.

You can explore clingy slimy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean clingy needy dad jokes. There are also clingy puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Sigmund Freud in a slam battle:

"Yo' mamma's so neglectful, you struggle to maintain relationships with women because they view you as overly attached and clingy."

A man has a clingy girlfriend...

So he gets a job as an astronaut to get some space

Are you afraid of the dark?

Just sing the opening line to "The Sound of Silence." Darkness will feel like you're being clingy and leave the room.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clingy gooey jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clingy possessive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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