Clingons Jokes

Following is our collection of tacky puns and drape one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Clingons jokes for adults, dirty klingons jokes and clean cling dad gags for kids.

The Best Clingons Puns

What's the same about the Star Ship Enterprise and Toilet Paper?

They both fly to Uranus and wipe out the cling-ons

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They circle Uranus searching for clingons.

What does the enterprise from star trek, and toilet paper have in common

They both fly arround Uranus picking off clingons

why is toilet paper like the starship enterprise?

they both circle Uranus and fight cling-ons.

What does the U.S.S Enterprise have in common with TP?

They both circle Uranus wiping out cling-ons.


Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise?

They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons

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