The Best 6 Clingons Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Clingons jokes. There are some clingons drape jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these clingons cling puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Clingons Jokes and Puns

What's the same about the Star Ship Enterprise and Toilet Paper?

They both fly to Uranus and wipe out the cling-ons

What does the Starship Enterprise have in common with toilet paper?

They circle Uranus searching for clingons.

What does the enterprise from star trek, and toilet paper have in common

They both fly arround Uranus picking off clingons

why is toilet paper like the starship enterprise?

they both circle Uranus and fight cling-ons.

What does the U.S.S Enterprise have in common with TP?

They both circle Uranus wiping out cling-ons.


Whats the difference between Kleenex and the starship Enterprise?

They both circle Uranus searching for Clingons

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the clingons kleenex jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working clingons clingfilm piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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