The Best 10 Cling Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cling jokes. There are some cling hang jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cling hold puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cling Jokes and Puns

I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff...

As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"

So I started smiling...

I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film.

He said "well, I can clearly see your nuts"

Guy walks into a doctors office wearing nothing but cling film.

Doctor says I can clearly see you're nuts.

A man walks into his therapists office naked, save for being completely wrapped up in cling film.

The therapist looked up at him, and said:

"Well, I can clearly see you're nuts!"

Anti Vaxxers.

We should be fascinated in the way anti-vaxxers cling to the phrase the research . It must be something they all pass around to each other.

You know, like measles.


The Man Who Needed Help.

So, a man walks into a Physiatrist office, he is wearing no clothing, but he is wrapped from head to toe in Saran wrap...

He asks the Shrink if in his profession opinion the man is okay.

The Physiatrist say; "Well I can clearly see your nuts!".

The man in Cling wrap turns around too walk about before sarcastically blurting out; "Woah, Thanks Doc...", then walked out of the Physiatrist office.

The Physiatrist looks at his receptionist and say's; "Did you see that ASSHOLE!".

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Sorry for blowing your phone up.

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap..

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap. The man says to the shrink, "Sir, I need you to evaluate me." The psychiatrist looks up from his clipboard, sighs, and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

I hate double standards

When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cling glued jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cling circle piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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