Cling Jokes

Following is our collection of dual puns and hang one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cling jokes for adults, dirty grasp jokes and clean hold dad gags for kids.

The Best Cling Puns

I was clinging for dear life on the edge of the cliff...

As the rescue team approached, one of the guys shouted, "Whatever you do, don't look down!"

So I started smiling...

I went to the psychiatrist wearing only cling film.

He said "well, I can clearly see your nuts"

Anti Vaxxers.

We should be fascinated in the way anti-vaxxers cling to the phrase the research . It must be something they all pass around to each other.

You know, like measles.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What did the clingy drone pilot say to the Pakistani women?

Sorry for blowing your phone up.


A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap..

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only shorts made of plastic cling wrap. The man says to the shrink, "Sir, I need you to evaluate me." The psychiatrist looks up from his clipboard, sighs, and says, "Well, I can clearly see your nuts."

I hate double standards

When celebrities wear near see-through dresses, they are "chic" and " fashionable", but when I do it I'm "wasting cling wrap" and "ruining Christmas"

There is an abundance of glued jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and cling puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any circle witze you can hear about cling.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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