Climber Jokes

• Short Climber Jokes
• Climber One Liners
• Climber Mountains Jokes
• Mountain Climber Jokes
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Funniest Climber Short Jokes

Short climber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The climber humour may include short hiker jokes also.

1. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.
2. What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
   (Great math joke that came up in Calculus the other day)
3. What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear? \- Peak Aboo.
   And which one gives them a flu?
   \- Peak Achoo.
4. I want to be a rock climber, but I'm taking mattress making classes just to be safe. It's…something to fall back on.
5. Why are climbers always depressed when they reach the top of the mountain? 'Cause it's all downhill from there.
6. What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler.
   Courtesy of my physics professor.
7. I heard we are doing math and science jokes! What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a tsetse fly? Nothing! You can't cross a scalar and a vector!
8. Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest." Son: "Sher pa."
9. Why are most mountain climbers hippies? Because scalars have no direction
   (OC, as far as I know)
10. What do you get when you cross the Aedes egypti mosquito with a mountain climber? Nothing.
    You can't cross a vector with a scaler.

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Climber One Liners

Which climber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with climber? I can suggest the ones about climbing ladder and climbing tree.

1. Mountain climbers do so much climbing Don't they Everest?
2. Rock climbers are doing hard work. Don't they Everest?
3. What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks.
4. Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger.
5. Why was the rock climber nervous? He was at a cliffhanger!
6. At the top of Mt. Everest, two climbers get in a fight. It was all downhill from there.
7. What does a professional tree climber do before he starts work? Limbers up.
8. Why are stoners such good mountain climbers? because they're used to being high
9. What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
10. A chinese mountain climber suddenly arrives at the base camp. Supplies everyone!
11. What did the the mountain climber say to the mountain? I'm sick of your altitude, mister!
12. What did one insomniac mountain climber say to the other? "Bro, do you everest?"
13. How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber? "Isee cold."
14. What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice? Yoda-ling
15. What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner.

Climber Mountains Jokes

Here is a list of funny climber mountains jokes and even better climber mountains puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
• Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
  He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
  ~
  Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
  It was a Thai.
• What do you get if you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? You can't cross a scalar with a vector!
• What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.
• Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him? He was always high! ^(I'm sorry)
• Most avid climbers agree that small mountains are jokes. They think they're just hill areas.
• What happens when you cross a mountain climber with a mosquito? Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
• What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber? Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
• A mob boss and a mountain climber are sitting in a bar. The mob boss says "It's lonely at the top."
  The mountain climber says "Of course it is; if you stay there too long you die."
• A mountain climber's dog falls off a cliff just before reaching the peak. He says... "Dog gone."

Mountain Climber Jokes

Here is a list of funny mountain climber jokes and even better mountain climber puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A renown climber walks into a mountain bar A lousy climber doesn't because the bar was too high
• What's the difference between a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, because you cannot cross a vector and a scalar
• A chinese mountain climber had a birthday. You should have seen his face when everyone at the base camp yelled: Supplies!
• What did one mountain climber say to the other that would not stop running around? Do you Everest?
• Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb? He really wasn't feeling up to it.
• What do you call a Mexican mountain climber? Caribeaner
• What do an asthmatic s**... and a one legged mountain climber have in common? They both have difficulty getting high.
• Why did the rock climber start l**... the grass on the peak? He wanted some Mountain Dew.
• What did the quadriplegic mountain climber who always wears a bee-keepers mask say to his d**... Sherpa girlfriend? I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
  But I love it.

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What funny jokes about climber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean climbing mountain jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make climber pranks.