Following is our collection of ascend puns and edge one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Climbers jokes for adults, dirty sherpa jokes and clean geologist dad gags for kids.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
A guide was leading a group of people on a hike through some mountains. He pointed at a fairly majestic looking peak and said "This one is most popular with mountain climbers. Most days you have a few teams doing a climb. The ascent, depending on your skill level can take between two and five hours. The descent, again depending on your skill level, takes anywhere between 4 hours and 30 seconds."
\- Peak Aboo.
And which one gives them a flu?
\- Peak Achoo.
Son: "Sher pa."
Because scalars have no direction
(OC, as far as I know)
- Why did the Jews wonder in the desert for 40 years? Because somebody dropped a quarter.
- What do you call a black guy with a new bike? A thief.
- Why doesn't Mexico have an oplymics team? Because America already has all of their good runners, swimmers,and climbers.
They think they're just hill areas.
Probably climbers and miners.
It was all downhill from there.
because they're used to being high
Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.
Controlled descents/dissents
There is an abundance of boulder jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 12 funniest jokes and climbers puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any downhill witze you can hear about climbers.
Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.