The Best 12 Climbers Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Climbers jokes. There are some climbers edge jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these climbers geologist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Climbers Jokes and Puns
In 1939, an unusual farm animal named Gertrude became the first cow to climb to the peak of Everest carrying gear for the climbers, setting a world record that still stands unbroken.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
Tour guide in the mountain
A guide was leading a group of people on a hike through some mountains. He pointed at a fairly majestic looking peak and said "This one is most popular with mountain climbers. Most days you have a few teams doing a climb. The ascent, depending on your skill level can take between two and five hours. The descent, again depending on your skill level, takes anywhere between 4 hours and 30 seconds."
What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear?
\- Peak Aboo.
And which one gives them a flu?
\- Peak Achoo.
Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest."
Son: "Sher pa."
Why are most mountain climbers hippies?
Because scalars have no direction
(OC, as far as I know)
Racial jokes (if you're offended by these, then just deal with it)
- Why did the Jews wonder in the desert for 40 years? Because somebody dropped a quarter.
- What do you call a black guy with a new bike? A thief.
- Why doesn't Mexico have an oplymics team? Because America already has all of their good runners, swimmers,and climbers.
Most avid climbers agree that small mountains are jokes.
They think they're just hill areas.
At the top of Mt. Everest, two climbers get in a fight.
It was all downhill from there.
So many women in the world, but out of all the men in the world who has the best picks?
Probably climbers and miners.
How many flat earthers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Three experts in logistics, one metereologist, two cooks plus six foragers, two engineers, two pilots, two drivers, one cartographer, a steward, a communications expert, someone in charge of the journal, eight porters, five mountain climbers, five divers, two armed bodyguards, and a captain for the expedition that will find the secret instructions written 6000 years ago on stone tablets by the Mayas.
Why are stoners such good mountain climbers?
because they're used to being high
You can explore climbers ascend reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean climbers sherpa dad jokes. There are also climbers puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
What do rock climbers and authoritarian governments have in common?
Controlled descents/dissents
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the climbers boulder jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working climbers downhill piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.