Following is our collection of funny Climber jokes. There are some climber cliff jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these climber ascent puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
(Great math joke that came up in Calculus the other day)
Q1. What do you get if you cross a mountain lion with a mountain goat?
A1. ||mountain lion|| ||mountain goat|| sin θ
Q2. What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a mountain climber?
A2. You can't - the mountain climber is a scalar.
A golfer goes whack......shit. A climber goes shit.......whack.
The mob boss says "It's lonely at the top."
The mountain climber says "Of course it is; if you stay there too long you die."
Nothing! You can't cross a scalar and a vector!
A mountain climber goes out drinking with his friends.
He starts complaining "My wife called me annoying last night! She compared me to a mosquito." His buddy responded. "You know what they say. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."
Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
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Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
It was a Thai.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.
I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
But I love it.
Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.
It ended with a cliffhanger.
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Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
A caribeaner.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler.
Courtesy of my physics professor.
Yoda-ling
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
He wanted some Mountain Dew.
Limbers up.
They both have difficulty getting high.
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
Why did the rock climber fall when shot by a bullet going 50 m/s at an angle of 10 degrees up relative to the ground?
Because you can't cross a scalar and a vector.
A Ladder Day Saint.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.
You can't - a rock climber is a scalar!
"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"
"Bro, do you everest?"
Do you Everest?
He was at a cliffhanger!
You should have seen his face when everyone at the base camp yelled: Supplies!
Nothing, because you cannot cross a vector and a scalar
I'm sick of your altitude, mister!
A lousy climber doesn't because the bar was too high
Supplies everyone!
There was a young climber named Ed
No mountain could fill him with dread
Then he met a big fatty
named Pumpkin-Ass Patty
And he said, "I'll do Everest instead".
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
One climber says to the other: "My travel guide fell into this crevasse last year."
The other mountaineer says: "And didn't that really take you away?"
The mountaineer replies: "No, he was already very old anyway, and besides, some pages were missing!"
Just so I've got something to fall back on.
Nothing.
You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
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We suggest to use only working climber everest piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.