Climber Jokes
57 climber jokes and hilarious climber puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about climber that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out our collection of jokes that are sure to have mountain, tree, and tower climbers alike in stitches. From puns about social climbers, to funny branch jokes, our canyon-sized selection of ravine-related humor is sure to bring a smile to your face.
Funniest Climber Short Jokes
Short climber jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The climber humour may include short hiker jokes also.
- What do you get when you cross a mosquito with a rock climber? You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.
- What mountaintop is infamous for making climbers disappear? \- Peak Aboo.
And which one gives them a flu?
\- Peak Achoo. - I want to be a rock climber, but I'm taking mattress making classes just to be safe. It's…something to fall back on.
- Why are climbers always depressed when they reach the top of the mountain? 'Cause it's all downhill from there.
- Father: "Son, you shall follow in my footsteps of escorting climbers up Mt Everest." Son: "Sher pa."
- Why are most mountain climbers hippies? Because scalars have no direction
(OC, as far as I know) - What did the mountain climber name his horse? Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
- Made in Thailand Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
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Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
It was a Thai. - What do you get when you cross a Rat and a Mountain Climber? Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.
- Why were the mountain climber's parents disappointed in him? He was always high! ^(I'm sorry)
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Climber One Liners
Which climber one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with climber? I can suggest the ones about climbing ladder and climbing mountain.
- Mountain climbers do so much climbing Don't they Everest?
- What is a mountain climber's favorite drink? Anything on the rocks.
- Someone told me a story of a mountain climber... It ended with a cliffhanger.
- Why was the rock climber nervous? He was at a cliffhanger!
- At the top of Mt. Everest, two climbers get in a fight. It was all downhill from there.
- What does a professional tree climber do before he starts work? Limbers up.
- Why are stoners such good mountain climbers? because they're used to being high
- What did the mountain climber name his son? Cliff
- A chinese mountain climber suddenly arrives at the base camp. Supplies everyone!
- What did the the mountain climber say to the mountain? I'm sick of your altitude, mister!
- What did one insomniac mountain climber say to the other? "Bro, do you everest?"
- How did the thermal imaging camera warn the mountain-climber? "Isee cold."
- What vocal art did the mountain climber from Dagobah practice? Yoda-ling
- What do you call a mix Mexican-Jamaican rock climber? A caribeaner.
- My Dad Was A Professional Climber One time he got so high that he overdosed.
Mountain Climber Jokes
Here is a list of funny mountain climber jokes and even better mountain climber puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Most avid climbers agree that small mountains are jokes. They think they're just hill areas.
- A mob boss and a mountain climber are sitting in a bar. The mob boss says "It's lonely at the top."
The mountain climber says "Of course it is; if you stay there too long you die." - A mountain climber's dog falls off a cliff just before reaching the peak. He says... "Dog gone."
- A renown climber walks into a mountain bar A lousy climber doesn't because the bar was too high
- What's the difference between a mosquito and a mountain climber? Nothing, because you cannot cross a vector and a scalar
- A chinese mountain climber had a birthday. You should have seen his face when everyone at the base camp yelled: Supplies!
- What did one mountain climber say to the other that would not stop running around? Do you Everest?
- Why did the mountain climber quit halfway through his climb? He really wasn't feeling up to it.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Climber Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about climber you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean rock climbing jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make climber pranks.
Since there have been a few math jokes lately...
Q1. What do you get if you cross a mountain lion with a mountain goat?
A1. ||mountain lion|| ||mountain goat|| sin θ
Q2. What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a mountain climber?
A2. You can't - the mountain climber is a scalar.
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What's the difference between a golfer and a climber?
A golfer goes whack......s**.... A climber goes s**..........whack.
A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small branch.
"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"
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What do you call a m**... climber?
A Ladder Day Saint.
Chairman Mao was a keen rock climber who managed to scale all the top ten peaks of China. He commemorated his achievement by getting his ears pierced and adding 10 pieces of jewellery to represent each peak.
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
Physics Joke
A mountain climber goes out drinking with his friends.
He starts complaining "My wife called me annoying last night! She compared me to a mosquito." His buddy responded. "You know what they say. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."
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There was a young climber named Ed...
There was a young climber named Ed
No mountain could fill him with dread
Then he met a big fatty
named Pumpkin-a**... Patty
And he said, "I'll do Everest instead".
What do you get when you cross a chicken and a rock climber?
You can't - a rock climber is a scalar!
A climber made it to top of Mt Everest. Most were impressed, not astronomers.
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
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What do an asthmatic s**... and a one legged mountain climber have in common?
They both have difficulty getting high.
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Why did the rock climber start l**... the grass on the peak?
He wanted some Mountain Dew.
Why did the rock climber fall?
Why did the rock climber fall when shot by a bullet going 50 m/s at an angle of 10 degrees up relative to the ground?
Because you can't cross a scalar and a vector.
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What did the quadriplegic mountain climber who always wears a bee-keepers mask say to his d**... Sherpa girlfriend?
I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
But I love it.
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A CEO went on a rock climbing trip with one of his employees.
The CEO, an experienced climber, reached the top of a difficult section and was holding a rope tied to both men. As the employee was climbing up, he lost his grip, and was only saved by the strength of the CEO who was barely able to hang on. The CEO yelled, "Hurry, I'm losing my grip!", but the employee was so scared he couldn't find a handhold. The CEO yelled, "I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to let you go."
The employee, accepting his fate, was praying when a w**... of cash hit him in the face. He yelled to the CEO, "What the h**... is this for?"
The CEO, while cutting the rope, replied, "It's your severance pay."
