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Q1. What do you get if you cross a mountain lion with a mountain goat?
A1. ||mountain lion|| ||mountain goat|| sin θ
Q2. What do you get when you cross a mountain lion with a mountain climber?
A2. You can't - the mountain climber is a scalar.
A golfer goes whack......shit. A climber goes shit.......whack.
You can't. A mosquito is a vector, but a rock climber is a scalar.
Nothing! You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
(Great math joke that came up in Calculus the other day)
A Ladder Day Saint.
"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?"
You can't. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler.
Courtesy of my physics professor.
Nothing! You can't cross a scalar and a vector!
Nothing.
You can't cross a vector with a scaler.
Just so I've got something to fall back on.
Everest. Any time he is bored I see him Mount Everest.
It ended with a cliffhanger.
Nothing. You can't cross a scaler and a vector.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector by a scalar.
Have you heard of the mountain climber from Bangkok?
He became famous as the Thai of the Eiger.
~
Who won the election for mayor of Bangkok?
It was a Thai.
He was at a cliffhanger!
he was....(ahem)....MaoTenEarring.
Nothing, you can't cross a vector with a scaler.
A mountain climber goes out drinking with his friends.
He starts complaining "My wife called me annoying last night! She compared me to a mosquito." His buddy responded. "You know what they say. You can't cross a vector with a scalar."
One climber says to the other: "My travel guide fell into this crevasse last year."
The other mountaineer says: "And didn't that really take you away?"
The mountaineer replies: "No, he was already very old anyway, and besides, some pages were missing!"
Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.
There was a young climber named Ed
No mountain could fill him with dread
Then he met a big fatty
named Pumpkin-Ass Patty
And he said, "I'll do Everest instead".
You can't - a rock climber is a scalar!
The mob boss says "It's lonely at the top."
The mountain climber says "Of course it is; if you stay there too long you die."
They both have difficulty getting high.
Limbers up.
They said climb Olympus Mons and send back radio signals. That signal will make us go WOW.
He wanted some Mountain Dew.
Supplies everyone!
A lousy climber doesn't because the bar was too high
I'm sick of your altitude, mister!
Nothing, because you cannot cross a vector and a scalar
You should have seen his face when everyone at the base camp yelled: Supplies!
Do you Everest?
"Bro, do you everest?"
Why did the rock climber fall when shot by a bullet going 50 m/s at an angle of 10 degrees up relative to the ground?
Because you can't cross a scalar and a vector.
Yoda-ling
A caribeaner.
I can't feel my face when I'm with you.
But I love it.
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